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A person's life purpose is to help contribute to global warming

A persons life purpose is to help contribute to global warming

The real reason why humans were given brains was so that they could be smart enough to invent technology that would help to create products that would help to destroy the planet. And in order for those inventions to be popular, people had to be pre-designed to have low impulse control so that they prefer these inventions to more natural tools (vegetables, etc). Even people's need to belong helps to continue global warming, as it takes courage for the odd person to speak out against impulsiveness and wastefulness. And when these individuals do speak out, they are met with so much hate and laziness.

This backlash all happens for a reason. Evidently, in an ideal reproductive process, people are born perfect, with ideal attractiveness, intelligence, and social skills, but defects happen that cause outcasts to be born. Since these less attractive people are not as socially accepted as others, they have more time to think of future threats to their safety, like global warming. I mean, why would popular people have the need to worry about things like global warming? As studies on groupthink reveals, people tend to assume that other people will take care of them in a crisis (i.e., no one winds up being the first person in the room to announce that there is smoke coming from somewhere).

Sadly, even with their stronger fear of global warming, less attractive people are less likely to be as influential when giving a public speech on this topic than would an attractive person. So their unique outlook on the world has to go to waste, and global warming continues.

Of course, less attractive and intelligent people have their purposes in society other than accidental truth-holders, but that conversation is for a whole other Mytake. As a preview, such purposes include making attractive partners feel insecure. Examples include the fact that as women generally don't place high importance on male attractiveness, a guy can flirt with an unattractive girl and the attractive woman with assume it's because the unattractive girl has something she doesn't. This consequently slows down attractive people's understanding of how to maintain happy long term relationships instead of dramatically hoping from one person to the next and getting pregnant as often as possible.

While birth control like condoms dramatically reduces the chances of getting pregnant in these situations, remember that those intelligently-human invented rubber condoms and plastic bottles of pills are getting thrown back out into landfills, and increasing global warming when they get burned as their destruction method. It's as if humans helped contribute to global warming both before and after their technological inventions.

So it's either like, produce lots of impulsive humans to consume man-made food products of which the non-compostable wrapping paper goes to landfill, or don't produce, and it will simply be condoms responsible for heating up the planet. Take your pick.

A person's life purpose is to help contribute to global warming
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