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I have been single all my life. Meanwhile, I am watching everyone around me get married and form new chapters of their lives with their new families.

In addition, my reputation has been tarnished and I have been having trouble keeping jobs because of it. It is a long story, and I rather not explain, but I did something a while back that has haunted me everywhere I go.

At least if I was going to be single for the rest of my life, I was hoping I could at least establish a wealthy career, but no. I have yet to hold a job for at least a year in my entire lifetime.

I am getting older. My parents are getting older of course. They are my rock, and when they are no longer here one day, I won't have a shoulder to cry on. I will be lost.

I have a feeling an early death will spare me from a life of loneliness and depression.

Someone brought up this old-ass Would You Rather question I asked in the past. So I'll ask it again on GAG. Yes, this question is probably "un PC" in today's age of pus sies and cowards, but who cares?

Option A. Six white suburbanite 14 year old girls, all between 4'9" and 5'0" tall and roughly 80 to 100 pounds. They've never been in a fight in their lives, but they play girls' lacrosse. They're all super-pissed at you and will try to kill you. They are armed with plastic lacrosse sticks. If you are also female and under 5'9"/175 cm, you get a choice of a leather baton or Billy club as a weapon. Otherwise, you are unarmed. You have to incapacitate all of them (non-lethally, of course!) in order to win.

Option B. One 6'9" (205 cm), 350 pound (160 kg) adult woman named Aly. She's from Queens, New York. She has one month of fighting experience from a personal trainer, but only with average-sized females. She will be very angry at you, thinking you assaulted her parents or something. If you are also female or under six feet tall, you get a pair of cheap Made-in-China brass knuckles as a weapon. Otherwise, you are unarmed. You have to incapacitate her in order to win.

MAKE YOUR PICK! WHICH ONE WOULD YOU TAKE YOUR CHANCES WITH?