How to control thoughts using Balloons

[pervertedjester]

Did you know you can control thought in everyday life? Most people have the ability but lack the ingenuity to do it.

Step 1: Demonize a common word, lets pick Balloons. Everyone loves a good Balloon, right? Wrong! Balloons account for 43% of the approximately 15 childhood Deaths related to children's products that are documented each year by the Consumer Product Safety Commission. According to the National SAFE KIDS Campaign, each year over 100,000 children under age 4 are treated in hospital emergency rooms for toy-related injuries, and 17 children Die. Approximately one-third of the Deaths result from Choking; and one-third of the Choking Deaths result from latex Balloons. And what about Hot Air Balloons...The rates of flight accidents per flight hour for Hot Air Balloons, ends up being over four times higher than for general aviation aircraft. In February of 2013 A hot air Balloon carrying tourists over Luxor, Egypt's city of pyramids, caught fire and crashed, Killing at least 19 people, it became one of the world's Deadliest Balloon accidents. Witnesses say some people leaped 1,000 feet to their Deaths from the Balloon's Burning basket. And do I really need to remind you of the WORST:

Now hopefully you've begun to see the Dangers in a Balloon of any size.

Step 2: Link the word to an evil person(s) or deed

See Hitler likes balloons! When you like balloons what you're really saying is you like Hitler!

Both Republicians and Democrates alike try to Kill their supporters with THOUSANDS of Balloons every year.

And let us not forget the "Red Menace"

What about the enviromental cost of balloons?

Evil people have been comfirmed to use Ballons for everything. And Balloons kill cute little Animals!

Step 3: Educate, Educate, Educate! It doesn't have to be a great lesson or argument, it just needs to be repeated. Think of all the advertisements you could repeat at any given moment then realize that all of them are saying Balloons are Evil. Not only are Balloons Evil we shouldn't even use that word. In fact Balloons are so Evil that we should just call them floating "Deathballs." Do you really want a Deathball in your hand to celebrate Life!

My point in all of this is, Life is meant to offend. Humans did not rise to power without offending Nature, Animals or each other. If you don't like a word and choose not to use it, you've just given that word power over you. And by proxy you've given someone who does use that word power over you. Either your guilt or someone else's ego has just controled the way you think.

So think the words and say them even if you are scared to. Ask yourself why you're offened, is it the word or the context behind the word? Only you know what you mean by using it. If someone else has a problem with the imagined context, that's they're problem. You only concern should be ducking the punch.

[YaBaba]

Hahah nice