How to trigger a Hardcore Trumper

[Waffles731]

NOTE; THIS IS NOT DIRECTED AT REASONABLE OR JUST EMOTIONALLY STABLE CONSERVATIVES OF WHICH THERE ARE MANY. THIS IS DIRECTED AT THE MORONS WHO GET BENT OUT OF SHAPE OVER NOTHING.

Everyone is talking about Liberals triggered and bullshit like that, but lets not pretend that shit like that isn't pulled by both sides.

Here are ways you can trigger the emotionally fragile of the right wing.

1. Say happy holidays instead of Merry Christmas

Get the fuck over it, who honestly gives a fuck about this bullshit. If the morons who bitch about this spent as much time as they do that on working on finding a job that doesn't involve a meth-lab I'd wager that they'd become productive members of society.

2. Mention Iran-Contra and the fact that Reagan committed High Treason

My dad who served in the Armed Forces starting during the last years of Reagan has said outright that Reagan is a Traitor and Oliver North should have Faced the Gas chamber but yeah, lets pretend that Obama is doing something worse because somehow everything Obama does is automatically wrong just because he's Obama.

3. Point out this is not a Christian Nation

Because some of these morons, 'Cough Eduardo Rafael Cruz aka Ted the knight templar Cruz' want to turn this into a theocracy because they are stupid and hate everyone who isn't a fundie protestant.

4. Suggest that Trump isn't absolutely perfect in everyway

There are a few users who just get so triggered when you point out this. Not all Trump voters, not even most, but I just wanted to single out one small group, I'd say they know who they are but they'd just blame liberals again.

5. Tell them Obama doesn't suck and bush was WAY worse

Its like they don't remember just how a complete and utter disaster his presidency was. There was a reason he has a 17 percent approval rate and the Bush Tax cuts along with the current budget sequestration, and the fact that he went to war are the actual reason of our government debt.

Seriously get over yourselves cause Right wingers can be just as hysterical as left ones.

[Elarra]

How to trigger a Hardcore Trumper:

Write a myTake called " How to trigger a Hardcore Trumper "

lol

[Waffles731]

I'm looking for the moron invasion to come in

[goaded]

@Waffles731 They've probably blocked you.

[LiveFreeorDieHard]

Hi there. I sometimes pain my self ye

[LiveFreeorDieHard]

Ignore that please.

[OrdinaryGentleman]

Have the dilapidated cousins and trailer park boys arrived? Do you hear any banjo's playing?

[Waffles731]

Hey. don't insult banjo players.
Bluegrass banjo players are fucking awesome

[jacquesvol]

A bit more about the Founding Fathers and Christianity:

*-America is not a Christian Nation: www.radicalnewthoughts.com/...hristian-nation.html

*-Founding Father Quotes on Religion: https://www.barefootsworld.net/founding.html

*-Our Founding Fathers on Christianity: www.ecis.com/.../founding-fathers-xtianity.html

*-20 quotes from historical Americans against the U. S. being a Christian Nation: www.skepticink.com/.../

[jacquesvol]

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[jacquesvol]

Of course, one can always wonder why people vote Republican:

https://i.imgur.com/K3rY9KS.jpg

[IvyOp]

You see... conservatives can take criticism with logic and not get all emotional. We support the idea that people are allowed to think freely and worship or support whoever they want... however they want, up to an including people who are complete lunatics. Liberals whine and get 'triggered' and can't handle being criticized because things offensive to them -- things like, "No." Why? Because they preach tolerance and love... until such somebody says something they disagree with or don't like and they label that person all kinds of negative names. Also... one major problem with your line of thinking -- conservative doesn't necessarily equal Trump supporter. That's much like a typical political liberal to think in such absolutes, which is quite ironic, really.

[madhatters4]

"conservatives can take criticism with logic and not get all emotional"
i don't think you've read some of the responses on this site. i've had people go insane over perceived critiques of conservative politics or trump

[Espolareisback]

For me if you want to trigger a liberal Obama lover who talks about bush and trump and being anti-war is to mention Obama's screw ups such as Syria, spying on US Allies, influencing elections on foreign countries, worsening race relations, Isis and the fact that Obama is currently running a bombing campaign in so many different countries the likes of which hasn't been seen since WW2, instead of imprisoning and interrogating terror suspects he has them executed at home in bed with their wives and kids or at family weddings.

[Waffles731]

" spying on US Allies"
You mean being caught.
Everyone spies on everyone.
Thats the reason it didn't create that big of a reaction from the rest of the world

[Espolareisback]

So the Germans are monitoring Obama's phone calls, I dont think so. If everyones spying then that goes to show how retarded hillary was with her e-mails and that no body hacked the election.

[Waffles731]

The germans are trying, The British are spying on the germans, the germans are spying on the french, etcera.

[genuinlysensitive]

Dont forget about ejecting Russian diplomats, something not even done at the height of the cold war, when they actually had proof of Russias wrong doing!

[normalice]

none of this will really work. They've spent a lifetime being insecure about their lack of intelligence, and have built up quite the immunity to anyone calling them out on their lapses in reason. Hell, trump basically won on the promise that he was going to make it okay to be a moron, again.

They can't really understand witty or ironic jabs. The only way to affect them is namecalling. And the only name they kind-of hate is 'nerd.' So, just keep calling them nerds and that should trigger them after a while.

[Sametheon]

You made some good points, but in a lot of cases blatantly ignored conservative viewpoints and arguments. I don't hate Obama, but looking at basic economic and social statistics (such as racial violence, riots, economic growth, and domestic terrorism) you will notice that he was a pretty horrible president. And while I CERTAINLY don't like Bush, he was nowhere near as bad. Also, people say Obama did worse international traitorous acts, not because "he was Obama", but because of the events in the illegal invasions of Libya and Afghanistan, as well as the disaster in Benghazi.
Like I said, you made some good points. But you still did a serious injustice to the facts.

[Phoenix98]

Nah sorry I'm not triggered *shrugs* of course I could just point all of the failures the establishment for the last 8 years, and all the failures the establishment has failed to fix or problems they have not helped to solve or help fix :)

[Phoenix98]

*Psst* the key to triggering me the answer lies with pineapples.

[Waffles731]

NOTE; THIS IS NOT DIRECTED AT REASONABLE OR JUST EMOTIONALLY STABLE CONSERVATIVES OF WHICH THERE ARE MANY. THIS IS DIRECTED AT THE MORONS WHO GET BENT OUT OF SHAPE OVER NOTHING.
You didn't read that did you?
You are both reasonable and emotionally stable

[Phoenix98]

I have to be honest with you I Read it all but I didn't.

Now trigger me with pineapples.

[Waffles731]

uh, uh they grow in hawaii
DAMMIT THIS IS HARD

[Phoenix98]

NO that's not it it has to do with pineapples but it isn't the pineapples themselves.

[Dipsy]

Pineapples on pizza

[Phoenix98]

@Dipsy Right but still wrong you are very close though.

[Anonymous]

This is the best take in a long time.

How the hell America elected a five-year-old as president is beyond me.

[Anonymous]

Spoken like someone who is bitter about the election outcome and can't do a damned thing to change it so they riot, burn buildings, try desperately to get the ballots recounted or some other means to change the election, or just write whining shit on the internet all day long.

I didn't vote for either Clinton or Trump, but if I was a liberal I sure would be embarrassed as hell about how my fellow liberals have behaved since the election. What a bunch of entitled little twats.

[Neverrrmore]

Awesome.

[JenSCDC]

If I were you, I'd be embarrassed that I just publicly stated that I fell for fake news.

[Opinion Owner]

@JenSCDC LOL... not so much. Which news story, specifically, did you think was fake?

[Anonymous]

Tell them you need a safe space. They will get so mad!!! Because it's perfectly okay to put someone who has been through a traumatic event through more trauma, but god forbid you infringe on the Trumpers rights...

[Centurion20000]

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[Opinion Owner]

@Centurion20000 I'm not mad at all. I'm in my safe space :)

[JenSCDC]

The best way is to use facts to show that what they believe has no basis in reality. Boy does that get them going!

[jacquesvol]

Trumpers BELIEVE in fact free politics.

[jacquesvol]

https://i.imgur.com/9K6ysav.jpg

[Centurion20000]

https://i63.tinypic.com/2mrtno8.jpg

[jacquesvol]

@Centurion20000 Winning the popular vote means that a MAJORITY of Americans prefer Clinton. But an 18th century law gives more importance to the votes of some Americans than to the votes of other Americans.

[Centurion20000]

@jacquesvol : Yup... and there is not a God damned thing you can do about it.

[jacquesvol]

@Centurion20000 Too bad for that American majority...

[Centurion20000]

@jacquesvol : F@#$ the urban, dependent class plebs and the illegal aliens that voted in California, the electoral college worked exactly as intended.

Feel free to get that Constitutional Amendment rolling anytime. Oh wait. You might have a little trouble getting that passed at the state levels.

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[jacquesvol]

@Centurion20000 You consider urban 'plebs' dependent? Agrarian plebs munching on farming subsidies are what then?

The "illegal voters" hoax has been debunked. It originated from one Trumpist tweet echoed by Alex Jones

[Centurion20000]

@jacquesvol : California has 30% of the welfare cases [urban dependents] and had 3 million illegals voting. And no it has not been debunked at all.

Also farmers make up 2% of the population and dropping at this point. So farm subsidies are a drop in bucket compared to urban leeches and illegals.

[jacquesvol]

@Centurion20000 www.snopes.com/.../

www.economist.com/.../21643191-crop-prices-fall-farmers-grow-subsidies-instead-milking-taxpayers
"a drop in a bucket" ? Really? www.bloomberg.com/.../farmers-get-biggest-u-s-subsidy-check-in-decade-as-prices-drop

[jacquesvol]

But then Trumpos, prefer fact free and post-truth politics.

[Centurion20000]

@jacquesvol Snopes? Bad data source. The husband / wife team are discredited.
drrichswier.com/.../
LOS ANGELES, CA – Snopes. com owners Barbara and David Mikkelson were detained by police today after an unrelated investigation of a Snopes. com editor lead police onto a paper trail of corruption, bribery, and fraud at the very heart of the fact-checking organization.

Farm subsidies : $25 billion
Welfare: $235 billion, the bulk of which is SNAP (formerly food stamps) and about one-third of Medicaid. That's 12 percent of all federal welfare spending and about 6 percent of the whole federal budget.

[jacquesvol]

@Centurion20000 And what was found? Nothing.

[jacquesvol]

Other fact checkers debunking the 3 mn illegals hoax www.politifact.com/.../

[jacquesvol]

Real welfare queens? Here they are :
Oct 28, 2015 - We spend 10 times more on corporate welfare than on programs for people : usuncut.com/.../

[Idonotgivearatsass]

Actually, saying that people are too sensitive applies to almost everyone... people are too damned sensitive... therefore it is my mission to offend everyone, as nothing offends me what so ever. Americans need to desensitize themselves and stop worrying about what others think of them, once everyone stops worrying about what others think it will be much better.

[bloodmountain1990]

Funny you posted that pic of Ted Cruz's on his knees quote. That's exactly what I thought when I first heard him say that and joked how he might be a closet case.

[bloodmountain1990]

Oh and here's another, mention how public roads, schools, and the post office are funded by our tax dollars.

[bloodmountain1990]

Hell, might as well mention the fire, police, and military as well.

[John_Doesnt]

It's sad how Bush is now a moderate compared to what Republicans are now.

[genuinlysensitive]

If he is so right what does that say about obama dems who continued many of his policies this day?

[John_Doesnt]

@genuinlysensitive I never said he was right.

[AleDeEurope]

This Take would have been much better if it was written before Trumps win xD
It's always nice to see some people getting triggered, anyways.

[GraveTruth]

Liberal, conservative, whatever. The country puts celebrities in charge. Who cares about politics now.

[echoaj]

HAHA yesss. The Hypocrisy of conservatives is never ending. lmao

[LittleSally]

Hahaha Love this!
Sadly, none of the real crazies on here replied... :(
Would've enjoyed seeing that...

[SlightlyCrazy]

Oh this made a otherwise terrible day sooo much nicer. Thank you ever logical man

[HarryBenton]

I dislike the casual use of the word "trigger". It's correct use is when something causes a trauma victim to relive their trauma. It's not big and it's not clever.

[Waffles731]

Yeah I know that, but I'm using it simply because its what all these right wingers say

[HarryBenton]

I know, that's what makes it so annoying. Don't sink to their level dude.

[ColinHarvey]

This is so eloquent and well written, Waffles, you've totally changed my outlook based on your dads opinion, and all that other evidence you used. I liked the part where you said, "fuck."

I was like, damn, it needed to be said.