Some Maps of Europe According to People

[Turkish_Delight]

According to U.S.A.

Netherlands is Sodom.

Probably because of its nightlife Netherlands is called Sodom. My Amsterdam visit changed my life.

Belgium is chocolate.

According to the Irish

Austria= skiing&fritzels

Switzerland=skiing&banks

Netherlands=drugs&porn

Belgium=Boring

Slovakia=Never heard of it

Yugoslavia (Serbia-Bosnia-Macedonia-Albania-Croatia-Slovenia)=

At war with each other. Vote for each other in Eurovision.

Moldova=You exist?

Belarus&Ukraine=Mini Russias

Baltids (Latvia-Lithuania-Estonia)=Tiny Russias

Denmark=Beer/Worben

Czech Rep.= Stag Night

Turkey=We can't afford you in Europe. Extreme football lovers.

Russia=Where beautiful women turn into hags after 30

According to the Brits

The Swedes

The Swiss

According to the Danish

The Lithuanians

The Latvians

According To Spain

To the Czech

The Hungarians

The Poles

Slovenia=Low class holidays

Yugoslavia=Kinda Boring

The Italians

Why only Slovenians count as Slavs, can an Italian tell me?

According to the Dutch

Die Letzebourgisches

Latinos

Macedonia=Bolivia?

Latinas are obsessed with dancing it seems.

The Greeks

According to Deutschland

According to the French

According to Russians

According to Türkler

BONUS: Europe ACCORDING TO ME

Türkiye=my country. Best cuisine. Weird.

Runied by Erdoğan.

Greece=Our neighbor. Byzantinum. Hellas.

Bulgaria=Boring

Yugoslavia=My ancestors

Romania=Gypsies and Dracula

Macedonia=My grandma

Russia/Ukraine/Belarus/Moldova=Tourists, CCCP

Poland=Pretty women average men. Kurwa. Poncheke

Czech Republic/Slovakia=Beer. Zdenek Bradac.

Baltids=Cold, pretty women

Tauri (My Estonian friend)

Scandinavia=Wikings, cold as fuck, good looking people, blondes

Germany=Merkelreich, Syria vol 2. (Refugeez), chocolate

Austria/Switzerland=Skiing

Italy=Pizza, sexy women, Godfather

Spain=siesta, good looking people, tomatoez

Portugal=Brazilia vol 2., Ronaldo

Belgium/Netherlands=Deadly hot men. Sex. Weed. Red light districts.

Luxembourg=mini France/Germany, expensive

France=Sex. Makeup and shopping. Croissants and macarons. Arab refugees.

UK=Racists, drunk people, London, nice cities

Ireland="cutest" country of Europe

Boxty

Hot boyz

Iceland=Volcanoes. Horses. Natural beauty.

Liechtenstein/Monaco/Andorra/Vatican=Nevermind.

[Toreno]

Europe for me:

Norway= Cold but good life quality.
Sweden= Cold caliphate.
Finland= Also cold + demoscene.
Denmark= Little less cold.
Russia= Steklovata.
Germany= Good engineering.
Netherlands= Weed.
Poland= Kurwa!
Lithuania, Latvia and Estonia = Poland + Finland.
Belarus = Tiny Russia.
Ukraine= Chernobyl
Turkey= Kebabs.
France= We surrender!
Italia= My great-great-grandfather's land!
Spain= Several countries into one and Julio Iglesias.
Portugal = Pães e café!
Greece = Bankrupted.
Cyprius = Neuter.
Ireland= The Independent One.
England= It'a tea time.
Luxembourg = Great life quality,
Belgium= Chocolate, of course.
Austria= Low Germany.
Switzerland= Cheese and tax haven.
Romania= Dacia autos and gipsies.
Moldova= Russian Romania
Monaco=Formula 1!
Iceland=Hockey.
Greenland=Eskimos.
Azerbaijan, Armenia and Georgia = Caucasus.
Bosnia, Croatia, Serbia, Slovenia, Macedonia, Montenegro, Kosovo = Yugoslavia.
Czech = Eastern-Westerns.

[Turkish_Delight]

Lol yes, Kebabs :D

[Toreno]

I made it with influences from some countryball and historical memes!
I hope you're not offended by this, wasn't my intention heh :v

[Turkish_Delight]

Countryballs are full of hate against Turks lol.
And because of history many people hate us, the Turks. But our haters are far more barbaric 😂😂😂
But I don't state what they did in order to not to offend Europeans. That's one of the things that differ us.

[Toreno]

I understand.
But my intentions were just to pass something stereotypical.
If I put my country (Brazil), the things would be even worse lol (you know: football, carnaval, samba ans things like that)

[Turkish_Delight]

Rio and Adriana Lima popped up 😀
And yeah samba football thing

[Toreno]

Hahah yeah, and that the country is half slum/half forests (while the "forests" is the Amazon Forest, located in the North region), and that all brazilians are darkskinned (when half of the populations are, actually) :v

Well, stereotypes will always exist, I guess. It's part of the humanity heh

[Turkish_Delight]

When you say Brazilian I understand white European facial features with darker skin and hair/eyes

[Toreno]

So you're not wrong at all!

Most brazilian are like this (about half of the population), and they're called here "pardos". They're generally half-white/half-black. Some of them are closest to black people, some to white people.

They're followed by whites (I'm in this group - descendant of portuguese, italian and maybe galician [Spain]), and then by black people. These are the 3 major ethnical groups in Brazil.

But you are one of the very few people I've ever seen who think of a Brazil closer to reality - the other foreigners think of the land of football where everyone lives dancing samba hahah

[menina]

Those maps show how people can have misleading ideas about a country and/or its people. It's easy to be prejudiced when you've never there, nor you have met people from those countries.
That's why it's important to travel, or at least get to know people from different parts of the world.

I would like to know why Portugal is Oceania to Germans, what do Turkish people meant by Oranges (are they talking about the fruit?). Why do Italians think that Portugal is like Brazil? How about the windshield for the Spanish? Lol

"Portugal=Brazilia vol 2., Ronaldo" - Didn't you mean "Brazil"? Because Brazilia is a city.

[Turkish_Delight]

Prejudice I'd say.
And in Turkish we say 'Brezilya' pronounciation is the same with Brazilia. And yeah orange is the fruit.

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

Sometime must be fun at parties

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

*someone... Fuck you, autocorrect 😑

[menina]

Yes, that's right, it's prejudice.
"And in Turkish we say 'Brezilya' pronounciation is the same with Brazilia. " - So, "Brazil" in Turkish is "Brezilya" ?
Because like I said before Brasilia is a city , not a country. It's Brazil's capital.

[menina]

@Other_Tommy_Wiseau Ahaha What do you mean?

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

They're all jokes. It's pretty obvious. You've never seen maps like these before?

[Turkish_Delight]

Yes its pronounciation is the same with Brasilia.

[menina]

@Other_Tommy_Wiseau Yeah, I've seen maps like this. Some might be jokes, but others might be serious. You know there's prejudice, and it's easy to judge an entire nation when you've never been in their country.

[menina]

Okay, I see. But let me tell you that Brazil and Portugal are not the same thing. In fact, they might be really different.
I'm curious, why does Turkish people associate Portugal to oranges?

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

It's a joke, not a dick

[Turkish_Delight]

Portakal means orange in Turkish, it almost sounds as same as Portugal. But Portugal is Portekiz in Turkish 😅😅😅
And its prejudice and media yeah.

[menina]

@Other_Tommy_Wiseau Dick?

[menina]

Oh I see. I didn't know there was a different word for Portugal in Turkish.
People are always blaming the media...

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

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[menina]

@Other_Tommy_Wiseau LOOL
Some might be jokes, but I think others are serious.

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

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[menina]

Thanks for the MHO :)

[Turkish_Delight]

You are welcome 😊

[curiousnorway]

Europe for me:
Norway= Rich best country, but cold
Sweden= Same, neighbor
Finland= Same
Denmark= Flat rich country
Russia= Homophobes, no freedom speech, vodka, pussy riot
Germany= Angry language
Netherlands= Tulipans
Poland= Immigrants
Lithuania, Latvia, Estonia= Sound Polish
Belarus, Ukraine= Sounds Russian
Turkey= Muslims, warm, shit hole, why're you in Europe?
France= Art, tourist destinations, good food
Italia= Art, good food, good looking people
Spain, Portugal= Beaches, warm, good looking people
Greece, Cyprus= Warm, beaches
Ireland= Good nature & music, Aidan Turner
England= London, shopping, tourism
Belgium= Chocolate
Austria= Conchita Wurst, Wienna, Mozart
Switzerland= Assisted euthanasia
Romania= Beggars who visit Norway often.
Monaco=Rich people
Iceland=Geysir, misleading country name
Greenland=Frozen, misleading name
Azerbaijan= Dictatorship & misleading Eurovision
Bosnia, Croatia & Serbia= The Bosnia war
Czech, Luxembourg, Slovenia, Croatia, Georgia, Armenia, Moldova, Macedonia= Never heard about it.

Not sure if I've forgot something.

[Turkish_Delight]

Why Turkey is a shithole 😂

[curiousnorway]

I thinks it's too many conservative and similarities with the Middle East.

[Turkish_Delight]

We are far more secular. 😂😂😂
And we're not middle eastern.

[Rainie_]

Europe for me (mostly of people I know and places I've been):
Sweden= Love and hate my country, ❤️❤️, but get a grip pls geez.
Norway= Their language is a hilarious version of Swedish
Finland= Depressing and awkward for the most part
Denmark= Can't understand shit, & neighbour rivalry, just ew
Russia= Sexy accent but homophobic af, racist as hell, macho overload, alcoholics
Germany= Such nice people, but a little awkward, and very weird, can't dance
Netherlands= Cannabis Cafes & Giants
Poland= Cleaners & Builders (poor immigrants)
Lithuania= Suicide Land & The girls have deep voices
Estonia= Pretty Christmas Markets
Belarus = Small Russia
Ukraine = Much friendlier and better looking than Russians
Turkey= Turk Rap, Yummy Kebab, Obsessed with what people think of them 😅
France= Heavy Smokers, Exaggerated Expressions & Brutal Honesty
Italy= Extremely Persistent Casanovas, Glorious food, desserts & coffee 😍
Spain= Good looking men 😍 Sexy Accents
Portugal= European version of Brazilians
Greece= Dark curly hair (hairy in general), Holiday Land
Ireland= Thick Accents & BEER
England= Drunkards, Betrayers (Brexit), Its complicated, Exhibitionistic men
Scotland= I don't understand what you're saying 😭 Hogwarts is here.
Belgium= Best Chocolate in the world & Old Comics
Austria= Swarovski land, Classical Music Geniuses & Yodeling
Switzerland= I hate getting mistaken for these mountain people 🙄
Romania= Gypsies, Beggars & Dracula
Iceland= Vikings & Volcanoes
Azerbaijan= Tf you doing in Eurovision?
Bosnia, Croatia, Serbia, Slovenia, Moldova, Macedonia= Eurovision contest rivals
Luxembourg= You're small but pretty, grandma's old home
Hungary= Awkward People
Bulgaria= POOR & witches

[Turkish_Delight]

Hahaha enjoyed reading it 😊
A detailed evaluation
And why are you obsessed with what people think of the Turks xD

[Rainie_]

No i meant it as some turks are obsessed with what people think of them (most often on GaG, but seen this in real life too).

[Turkish_Delight]

Huh yeah lol 😂 we r just curious.

[FatherJack]

Very funny , I'm a mix of Hungarian ( your distant cousins... Turkic & Uralic languages are related ) / Ukrainian , with Scots / Irish. Laughed at the Turkish view = Magyars = Gulash , Romania = Gypsy Land !! Italians , Spanish & Portuguese view themselves as Latin cousin people.

[Turkish_Delight]

Im glad you enjoyed 😊

[FatherJack]

Last time I was in Istanbul ( late 90's ) there were more Russians than Turks !!

[Turkish_Delight]

Istanbul? It is mostly Turkish. 😂 But Antalya is mostly Russian. Like 70% of Antalya is Russian we call Antalya as mini Russia lol. And Turkey is cheap Russians love here very much. Marmaris is full of British people. The East part is mostly Armenian/Arab/Kurdish. We have lots of foreigners inside 😊
Hope you enjoyed your visit, I hope I will visit Budapest one day 😊

[FatherJack]

Yep enjoyed my brief visit , was a serving British Army soldier on a few days leave from Bosnia operations , transport courtesy of the Turkish Air Force , back via Italia ( ancestral home of my ex wife ) , then Sarajevo. Marmaris & Bodrum are definitely full of Brits , esp in summer. Budapest is stunning , but can be a bit of a mad place !! Magyars can be hot tempered too !! Thanks for this take... funny !!

[Turkish_Delight]

Yw 😊

[askaway2012new]

GAG admins lost their minds. they put this Mytake in Sexual Behavior

[Turkish_Delight]

I picked society and politics 😂

[askaway2012new]

I guess "France=Sex" caused the problem.

[Nik1hil]

This my take is all you need to put yourself in shoes of people of other places and see how they view Europe 👌👍

[Turkish_Delight]

Woohoh yes 😊

[Turkish_Delight]

by the way it says sexual behaviour I said society and politics 😅😅😅

[Nik1hil]

Well it happens, sometimes topics merge,.. You cannot differenciate! Just keep writing new and more and you will get better at it beautiful 😍

[vekin]

fun to read what is said about the Netherlands

what intresting to know is how your visit to the Netherlands has changed your life?

[Turkish_Delight]

The atmosphere I'd say 😊

[vekin]

can you be more specific?

[Turkish_Delight]

Amsterdam's nightlife influenced me. You can google it

[vekin]

hmmm don't know what you mean but if you don't wnat to share it's ok

[John_Doesnt]

The map they give me in American public schools is just a bunch of arrows saying "Bomb here".

[matheus_mb]

lmao! Principally at Italians seeing Portugal as Brazil.

[Waffles731]

to be fair, German porn is fucking weird

[Muhammad1999]

Lol in sweden kebab and Aryan xD , looks like they are scared of kebabs and aryans , by the way , kebab is delicious.

[Itagnyn]

Why do Turks love Russians so much? Every Turk dude I see here "wants to fuck a hot Russian blonde".

[disgustingweebtrash]

https://i.imgur.com/8EmWZ0B.jpg
map according to Turkey FIXED

[disgustingweebtrash]

Germany=Merkelreich, Syria vol 2. (Refugeez), chocolate

lost my shit

UK=Racists, drunk people, London, nice cities

https://i.imgur.com/PSFpZP3.jpg

[Maxemeister]

Lmao "never happened"

[disgustingweebtrash]

@Maxemeister https://i.imgur.com/wYNx5GM.png

[curiousnorway]

Why do some people compare my country to Saudi Arabia? They doesn't have any similarities.
Norway is a cold country, but have democracy, freedom speech, women's rights, LGBT's rights etc. Saudi Arabia is a warm country, but hasn't same type of democracy as Norway, no women's rights and no LGBT's rights. Women aren't allowed to drive in Saudi. In addition Saudi is a Muslim country, Norway isn't.

[curiousnorway]

I mean, calling Norway for arctic Saudi Arabia made me laugh. Norway doesn't have any similarities with Saudi Arabia. *

[disgustingweebtrash]

@curiousnorway I didn't make the image... why are you asking me this?

[curiousnorway]

Wondered if you had any idea on why.

[YHL6965]

You're on point with the arab refugee part of France.

[Turkish_Delight]

France has many Arab refugees as well

[YHL6965]

That's what I said.

[zagor]

Why would the Netherlands be Sodom? More like Hashtown. Prostitution is legal all over Europe.

[Turkish_Delight]

Are you sure it is legal all over Europe?
upload.wikimedia.org/.../..._laws_of_the_world.PNG
Green:all legal and regulated
Blue: legal but not regulated

[zagor]

OK, it is in Germany and Austria. Not sure about the rest.

If it's not in S. Korea and Japan, it is certainly open.

[Turkish_Delight]

Germany, Austria, Switzerland, Hungary, Greece, Latvia, Netherlands, and Turkey (If you count it as Europe) legalize it fully.
But its center is Netherlands

[zagor]

It's legal in Turkey? I didn't notice it there. Though some guy did ask if I wanted to meet some Russian girls...

[Turkish_Delight]

Yeah its legal but our islamist leader is trying to destroy secular Turkish identity.

[zagor]

Yeah, I don't understand why people would vote for him.

But then we got Trump.

[Turkish_Delight]

Many people don't. He gives refugees welfare and almost everything is free for them, and now b4 referendum he will give them citizenship too. Arabs in Turkey vote for him because he's Islamic.

[rgb008]

Lmao Gypsies and Dracula ayyyyyy

[Turkish_Delight]

You were Romanian right?
Romanian gypsies are cool 😎😎😎

[Turkish_Delight]

Almost forgot... Inna is one of my favorite singers. 😍

[hector88]

Interesting to see Russia as sexy chicks

[Turkish_Delight]

Lol why 😂
After 30 issue?

[hector88]

Nope 😂 Yes russian girls are beautiful but there are mant other things about russia 😂

[Turkish_Delight]

Putin Vodka etc etc

[hector88]

Communism, beautiful buildings... 😬

[LaFemmeFatale]

hahaha It was funny

[Turkish_Delight]

Glad you loved it 😊

[LaFemmeFatale]

I would like to see Georgia according to you 😂

[Yumix]

most maps ignore my country. I FEEL OFFENDED

[BanterBlitz]

UK = nice cities? Okay, maybe in Scotland. B+

[Dred1614returns]

Love the USA one. Funny stuff.