Thoughts of a Young Black Conservative

AdmiralBailey

Before we begin-

No, I'm not a coon & trying to impress white people

No, I'm not an agent of white supremacy

I like how Talcom X a.k.a Shawn King is never called an agent of white supremacy and he's ACTUALLY white...but let we continue!

A black person can't be conservative in any way or vote any which way he/she chooses like any natural born CITIZEN has the right to. Ah, no. He get's accused of cooning or being paid to support Trump or he's secretly wants to be white and loves to orally copulate white sphincter.

You can't voice your opinion about your community (black) headed to the deepest pits that Satan has to offer all because "you airing out black folks dirty laundry in front of white folks"

First, white people are smarter than you and they study you negroes closely. As if white people didn't know where all of the crime was coming from before a black conservative pointed it out. White people also didn't know how low the average American negroes SAT score was. They also didn't know that 80% of us "don't got no daddy".

You're not fooling anyone by pretending problems don't exist. You're only hurting yourself.

Furthermore it only speaks to the wealth of strong character amongst blacks. You would rather your own people be brought to zero all to save face in front of white folks. To me this is ACTUAL COONING. You're the one trying to sweep violent crimes and unsustainable living situations under the rug to save face for whitey.

sorry but I don't roll like that

I love black people contrary to popular belief; don't let the Trump hats fool you!

Thoughts of a Young Black Conservative

I'm not even sure why I'm writing this because most of you are thick in the skull.

I guess I'm venting for myself.

I think I could use this opportunity to answer some FAQs about black Trump supporters/conservatives

I'll be making these up as I go because nobody ever asks us anything...we just get called names!

Enjoy,

#1 You Black!

I understand that my political position is annoying and bugging to your intermediate cognitive abilites but it is quite possible for both identities to exist in the same space.

#2 Who hurt you?

Black people. Sorry to say it but I just can't wake up and blame whitey all day when the black man has caused me more suffering in my short 23 years on planet Earth. I was turned conservative by the likes of Alex Jones, Tommy Sotomayor, Larry Elder & Thomas Sowell.

#3 But Trump is racist! He called Africa a shit hole!

And? Black folks think Africa is a shithole. Every other ethnicity sees the value in our continent but us. We can't stop fighting long enough to conquer our own home.

#4 Trumps hates Hispanics!

And? Hispanics hate black folks. Black people keep dreaming up this utopian idea of being friends with all brown people as if we're the same. Brown people don't like you, n*gha. They box you out of the low wage work market more than anyone. I hope Trump sends them all back. Build that wall higher than heaven and deeper than hell.

#5 Republicans hate black people!

I'm sorry but I've never experienced this. You'll experience more racism from a group who treats you like retarded children who need a hand out. Also, weren't Republicans the party of one of the two great emancipators? One being Charles Darwin & the second being Abraham Lincoln.

#6 Why aren't you a Democrat! We're awesome, ya n*g7er!

You know what I've noticed about the Democratic party each election? There's never a damn thing offered to black men. They don't offer anything to black folks in general but these criminal injustices against the nuclear black family structure but I'm saying...go back as far as you can and find any policy the Dems have put in place to make black mens lives better. Obama sure did give gay men their rights but did nothing for his supposed 'brotha man'.

#7 But Obama is black and awesome!

First, Barrack Obama is biracial and not black at all. Black folks hate white folks but will use their outdated one drop rule. And what about the one drop rule? I took an ancestry test and I'm comprised of 4 races. Am I now all 4 races? How does that one drop rule work if most people have a shit ton of drops? but anyhow.

#8 What's your plan for black conservatives?

The new plan is the old plan. The Mohammed Ali plan. The black man plan. Black folks were happier when we were cornered. The removal of colored restrooms, drinking fountains and industry was the worst thing that ever happened to black folks because now we own nothing of our own. I would happily re-segregate. It's what needs to be done. Segregation works in more ways than one. They've made an all boys school in Chicago and it turns out that black boys do great in school when there's no women around. Segregation seems to really work for us on multiple levels. In hindsight it was a terrible idea giving up black safe spaces just so we could rub elbows with white boys.

#9 Why do you only go after black folks? Do you hate yourself!?

I go after blacks because I'm black and want to see us do better. The opposite of love isn't hate; it's indifference.

Thoughts of a Young Black Conservative

#10 I don't know

Shout out to Trump for winning like a real nigca do

Thanks, your friend A.B

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