What's the creepiest fast food mascot out of these?

[musicbrain5]

Pick the creepiest mascot from the big fast food restaurants. Mention some other ones if you want to.

Just a fun Sunday night question :)

Ronald McDonald: www.terryanddead.co.uk/.../waving.png

Wendy: img.ccrd.clearchannel.com/.../..._0_1405943063.jpg

Burger King: d267w4oc0y54w5.cloudfront.net/.../bk.jpg

Colonel Sanders: mms.businesswire.com/.../...onel_Bucket_Logov2.jpg

Mayor McCheese (McDonalds): beersnobsquad.files.wordpress.com/.../mayor.jpg

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+1 y

Looks like Wendy isn't creepy at all.

[dangerDoge]

The Burger King guy all the way.

I mean, they had a commercial with the Burger King guy awhile back where he was watching someone sleep. They put the slogan "wake up with the king." I don't exactly know how that is not creepy lol. Ronald McDonald is maybe a bit creepy since he is a clown and his persona, but he is definitely not to the point of plastic-faced Burger King man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4_5qoy4oaQ

[musicbrain5]

Yeah I put that ad in another comment here, lol. Creepy as hell. There's this one as well: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqyWS7W-K68

[dangerDoge]

Oops I didn't see that. Pretty much all of the "wake up with the king" commercials were super creepy.

Here's another one. That stare he gives in it is weird O_o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCSv4zNkFhw

[WhiteSteve]

The Burger King in a Landslide. I remember climbing up inside the giant Mayor McCheese thingamajig in the McDonald's playgrounds in the 80s, before they had those crazy PlayPlaces with the ball pits and whatnot. What a sea of filth those ball pits must be😱😱😱😱😱

[musicbrain5]

I don't even want to know what the fuck is in those ball pits. They're probably still cleaner than the ones at Chuckie Cheese.

[WhiteSteve]

Chuck E Cheese is another creepshow mascot, haha. If you want a good laugh, check out this little bad ass unsupervised kid going gorillas at one of those joints. Best part is when he spits at the lady who tries to take him off the skee-ball machines😂😂😂😂😂
https://youtu.be/Ee8-wRHCCg4

[musicbrain5]

I know, I can't believe I forgot that one! Oh well. That kid is a brat! Wow. I'm so glad I don't go to those places.

Have you ever seen those creepy McDonald's benches with the Ronald statue on them? I don't think they're around anymore but there used to be one like this one at the McD's near my house growing up. Teens and drunk people were always having fun with this based on his sitting position.

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[WhiteSteve]

YES! Is have to do some fact checking and research, but I'm going out on a limb and saying that those are the creepiest benches made in the entire history of bench-making.

[Kris85]

Omg hahaha those benches though 😂😂😂😂.

[musicbrain5]

@Kris85: This gets me every fucking time 😂 😂

https://i.imgur.com/FkflSpo.jpg?1

Here @WhiteSteve, this is for you. media2.popsugar-assets.com/.../...95668cbc95_t.jpg

[Kris85]

Burger King or Ronald cause I hate clowns. I remember at the West Ed Mall one of the McDonalds in there had a phone you could use to talk to "Ronald" it was automated but it was creepy as fuck. We went up there when I was 13 and I dicked around with the phone and was like "the fuck is all about?"

[RainbowFanGirl]

I can't believe you forgot this guy.

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I mean look at him. He stares into your soul. He's way more creepy than the clown guy... *shiver*

[musicbrain5]

Oh wow, I didn't know there was a mascot for the happy meal box! Maybe that's just an American thing, lol. Still creepy.

[RainbowFanGirl]

I know gags but I voted for Ronald McDonald

[RainbowFanGirl]

Haha*

[BellePepper]

THE NEW KFC COLONEL CREEPS ME OUT. He does that weird laugh thing and it's just really upsetting and disturbing and I never want to go to KFC again.

https://youtu.be/JJpNgLDRrzc

[Bluemax]

This question is awesome. Some of these mascots really creeped me out!

Ima have to go with Ronald Mc Donald, who my brother met in person when attending a MDA telethon (and yes, he also met Jerry Lewis). I didn't like clowns as a kid, and even though I didn't know what pedophilia was back then, that character just put out a creepy pedophile vibe.

By the way, I am increasingly convinced that all Mc Donald's commercials in the 70s were written on acid. Check this one out. Let's go trippin' through McDonaldland...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcmq1FPDmoA

[GamingMouse]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob0GbuUr8wc

I think no words are needed here except those to trick GAG system into thinking that it's not a short BLOODY opinion.

[lifeis4living]

The clown. Have you seen the horror film it? That is one creepy af clown and will put you off any clown you see.

[musicbrain5]

I never saw the movie but I read the book. Stephen King has turned a lot of things creepy for me, lol. Clowns, hotels in the mountains, hedge mazes...

[lifeis4living]

I'm the opposite, I watched the film, but never read the book. Trust me you don't wanna watch it as it will scar you lol.

[musicbrain5]

The book pretty much scarred me for life.

[gapminder]

I don't know but I'm pretty sure that :
#1 Fuck kids
#2 The carpet matches the drapes
#3 Will murder you in your sleep
#4 Owns or previously owned slaves
#5 Was just a god awful marketing strategy from the 80s.

[musicbrain5]

Accurate.

[BrieLove]

Burger king... thats why I dont eat there.
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[ginnyweasley]

definitely ronald mcdonald
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[Esplorare]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kI6ioPSKUgQ

Fastfoward to :45 seconds. Nuff said.

[BrieLove]

Is it wrong I find this funny? XD

[Esplorare]

@BrieLove 2:36-2:38 that warrior cry lol

[ihatethiswebsite]

Without a doubt this colonel sanders

https://youtu.be/Dh2rHsxYh6U

[ihatethiswebsite]

https://youtu.be/Dh2rHsxYh6U
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[ihatethiswebsite]

The first link is wrong. I have no idea why that link put that video there lol

[ihatethiswebsite]

It did work the first time apparently. My internet must be working stupid because it showed something different on my screen lol

[musicbrain5]

lol you're the third person to mention the new KFC commercials! The fuck is with that laugh? That weirds me out.

[ihatethiswebsite]

They already replaced him which was not surprising lol

[ihatethiswebsite]

https://youtu.be/grqjClY1110
... That's the real colonel sanders lol

[Toad-1]

Burger King lol. I think Creepy was exactly what they were going for with him.

[musicbrain5]

How would you like to wake up with the king?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4_5qoy4oaQ

[Toad-1]

Welll i wouldn't mind having a sandwich brought to me as i wake up... but not like that llo

[musicbrain5]

Hahaha! The amount of times they say "meat and cheese" is a bit... gross. lol.

@WhiteSteve you can wake up with the king too, if you want 😂

[WhiteSteve]

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[QuestionMan]

Mayor McCheese

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JduR-9sHk8w

[DodgersGM]

Ronald McDonald in q landslide.

Dude just looks like he's itching to touch you inappropriately.

[DodgersGM]

* a landslide

[Kris85]

This made me LOL.

[Bluemax]

OMG, I had the same feeling before I knew about touching inappropriately!

[Kinstrome]

I've forever gotten the impression of the King being creepy from those weird commercials.

[jestingdemon]

The McDonald's clown seems to pedophile like. Using a clown to lure in children seems very creepy to me.
Mayor mccheese looks like he should be a villain for aqua teen hunger force.

[CottonMuffin]

www.zastavki.com/.../Nature___Other__038826_.png

They all are.. xD

[douride2]

Not sure why but the Burger King guys makes me shiver.

[Tarvold]

F - Hamburglar

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[springocelot]

burger king > ronald mcdonald

and i don't know why the KFC guy would be scary. that's what he really looked like in real life

[00100100100]

Clowns hanging out with kids... creeeepy.

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[ixi10]

The last one! What is that? I've never seen in before lol.

[Prof_Don]

Definitely the Burger King guy, scary stuff!

Honorable mention goes to Chuck E. Cheese.

[BCRanger10]

Oh EASILY The Burger King! Easily.

[Drooogie4]

Sanders.
Those new commercials are not okay.

[rjroy3]

He is the King for a reason...

[jakeofalltrades]

The king, his face don't move and it freaks me out

[sluggognatface]

Tough choices but I picked the last one.

[Iron_Man]

None are I eat at them all 5 days a week for lunch

[bubbletrouble]

Burger king. The rest aren't creepy.

[smahala1991]

Ronald no doubt looks like a pedo lol

[Yumix]

Ronald McDonald... I hate clowns >_<

[JackTyler]

Definitely Burger King

[2014raser]

Mayor McCheese?

What is this new devilry!

[SIGguy]

What about Jared?😆

[musicbrain5]

LMFAOOO oh man, forgot about him. lol

[throwit]

I'd tap Ronald tbh

[Deft_maiden]

Burger King for sure

[I_am_repulsive]

Definitely that one over there

[Manindark]

I voted KFC impressive

[lime_rampljuset]

Last one...

[berwise13]

The burger king