Why don't donkeys go to college?

[fenixx0083]

I dont know...

Because nobody likes a smartass

Wait, Fenixx, did you put the answer to a joke as a poll option?

I don't get it...

Go away, Fenixx

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^that guy...

[9mfeo]

A joke from my uni promoting their graduate programs:

When Alec gets his master's, he will feel like a "smart Alec".

The part in quotes is bigger than the rest.

[fenixx0083]

I feel, that perhaps, you may have been over-prepared for this eventuality... 😄

[9mfeo]

I have a very good memory.

[BellePepper]

At first I read that as SMELL like a smart Alec and was like ummmmmmmmmmmm...

[fenixx0083]

You're losine it @BellePepper... and if *you* lose it, we're doomed...

[ElissaDido]

Because they are animals, they can't read and write, I think so at least!
(yeah before you come I know that humans are also classified as animals)

[fenixx0083]

Am i an animal?

[ElissaDido]

Maybe :P You tell me!

[fenixx0083]

Are you an animal?

[ElissaDido]

NO >:( I"M NOT :p

[fenixx0083]

What about Bob, is he an animal?

[Izzbang]

I don't know But ur mom goes to college!

[fenixx0083]

Better late than never, right? The poor old girl is in her sixties for chris'sake...

[Izzbang]

Does she have a llama named Tina, if you don't get the reference both of those are from Napoleon dynamite

[fenixx0083]

I totally missed the first reference, but got the second 😄😄😄

[fenixx0083]

And, actually, my mother lives in Boise these days...

[KDA20]

That is a very unfair assumption there may be a donkey out there with big hopes and dreams

[fenixx0083]

I guess that *was* a bit unfair to ass-kind everywhere... 😔

[PropaneAccessories]

God damn it, Fen. ._.

[fenixx0083]

I second... damnit, indeed, Fenixx...

[PropaneAccessories]

Why do you do this to us, Fen? :'(

[Anonymous]

They do, they're called frat boys...

[fenixx0083]

You insult donkeys, burros, and mules everywhere, sir...

[9mfeo]

Can confirm.

[Niello]

Because their smartasses.

[fenixx0083]

*They're

[Niello]

@fenixx0083 What? Thayere

[fenixx0083]

Spexactly

[Anonymous]

maybe because they don't need to..

[fenixx0083]

Then how will they become prodictive members of society (!)?

[apple24]

Because nobody likes a smartass HAHAH

[BellePepper]

OMFG FEN XD NO.

[fenixx0083]

I am potato