Did you get anyone pregnant on International Women's Day?

[user2345354]

I told her she was the best woman in the universe, even better than Hillary Clinton.

[Smashingdoozy]

How would you know if you got anyone pregnant today?

[user2345354]

You don't know much do you?

[Smashingdoozy]

No, please explain to me 🙃

[user2345354]

When a man meets a woman whom he loves dearly, he cums deep inside of her, in order to replicate his DNA inside of her.

[Smashingdoozy]

Mm yes because when you cum inside a girl the chance of pregnancy is definitely 100% all the time 🙄

[user2345354]

Incorrect. Chance of my having a telepathic connection with my little boys - 100%

[Anonymous]

I blew two huge loads deep in her asshole. If that doesn't get her pregnant then I don't know what will

[user2345354]

Your kids are going to have shit for brains.

[virgin20]

I didn't even speak to a woman today outside my mum. Kept my virginity, not by choice😂😂