Did you know death is the leading cause of death in the country?

[Still-alive]

Yeah its so tragic, but unfortunately we still have no cure for death. its even worse than cancer in how many people it affects.

Just remember if you die:
- do not attempt to drive
- do not operate heavy machinery
- do not attempt to talk

If you have died remember to call 911 and they will direct you to the correct specialist for whom to discuss your issue with. Just remember our cause

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Came in expecting a Final Destination reference. Much disappoint.

I would have also settled for Lonely Island's Yolo.

And clearly the answer is to gather the infinity stones so that we can appease Lady Death herself.

[SamA_nold]

But... If I can't talk, how will I let people know I'm dead?

[Still-alive]

well you can but it tends to weird people out. death prejudice is a real thing

[SamA_nold]

Damn, alive people always being prejudiced

[Dazed0N0Confused]

When I'm scared of true disaster, I remember this:Death is just around the cornerWaiting patiently to strike. One unplanned electrocutionThat's the kind of endI can comprehend. When I'm feeling uninspiredOr I need a little spreeI'm reborn knowingDeath is just around the cornerComing after me. Get it? Death is just around the... coroner. Death is just around the cornerWaiting high upon the hillSomeone buried in an avalanche (gasp) That's the kind of gigI can really dig. Marriage often disappoints you. Not each husband is a gem. So I'll mournKnowing death is just around the cornerComing after them. If life's all plumsI'll muddle through some. But when death comesI hope it's gruesome. (hot-cha) Some people die from public stoning, Faulty wiring, faulty zoning, Cherry pits they didn't know were there. (choking noise) It could be by a jungle catA slippery mat. A baseball bat. Perhaps an unsuccessful love affair. (crying noise) It could be on a speeding train, It could be underwater. It could be too much NovocainOr even by your daughter. Perhaps a bad mosquito bite. A title fight. Religious rite. My darlings, it might even be tonight. Death is just around the cornerNo one's ever been immune. Turning off a respiratorWith a simple clickStrenuously quick. I can face a new tomorrowIf I make it past today. I feel good sayingDeath is just around the cornerSimply on its way. Death is just around the cornerAnd you have to heed the call.(Don't ask why) For your death is just around the corner (You and I) Happy being both the mourned and mourner (Say goodbye) Because death is just around the cornerComing for us all.- Morticia Addams in The Addams Family Musical

[ChrisMaster69]

Death and taxes

little know fact (well since I have not said it, it’s an unknown fact here)

I was fairly badly injured about 10 years ago.

when I eventually recovered and had my chat with my consultant, it transpired I had went in to organ shut down phase, I can’t remember if it was Cytokine or Ischemia.

I think they both produce chemicals in blood or something, either way I was on full organ shut down lol.

If I was on 9 lives I am definitely overdrawn lol.

I am also well in to double figures being with someone or seeing someone in very close proximity die.

I also did a tour on what we call Crash & Smash (Joint Aircraft Recovery and Transportation Squadron), where we would attend aircraft crash sites, secure and help with recovery for investigation board. This also entailed picking up body parts and internal gloop, bodies are not really that strong and come to bits easily.

Yeah death is a fun old thing.

[Gwenhwyfar]

Did you know that putting cardiac arrest on a death form is wrong cause everyone goes into cardiac arrest when they die?

[Still-alive]

Did not know that thanks!

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

No I would of never known that. Thank you for bringing that to my attention.. See learn something knew every day😂

[Still-alive]

Doctors are working hard on it though. We may indeed have the cure in 2345. Around there

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

I'll be dead by then😂

[The_Other]

When immortality is invented, it will be subscription-based and riddled with rapacious micro-transactions... and as a result people will still die because they couldn't afford the subscription fee at some point.

[purplepoppy]

Not living is another cause. Also a nice cup of tea is a wonderful cure. I know this old man who had been dead all day and one cup and he was right as rain.

[electromagnetic]

My personally, I don’t think I’m ready for death. I’m not scared or nervous, just don’t ready. Nothing to do with worldly things or even people.

[loves2learn]

Lol. Good advice. Thank you. I’ll remember all these things when I die.

[The_Maphio]

Lordy lou, you've just changed my whole viewpoint on life.

[Shaggy_KW]

I think it might be water or oxygen causing it, everyone who's died has been exposed to oxygen and water

[Kaneki05]

Did you know 90% of stairs accidents happen on stairs?

[jshm2]

That's not true.

You live every day, but die only once.

[AzzaBlue]

I did not know that. I've just learned something ne...

[PeacefulRainDrop]

Yup none us is get out of here alive.

[Still-alive]

Jist call that hotline if it does happen though!

[PeacefulRainDrop]

Ohh nah Id rather be able to show others how to escape it

[collie22]

our body dose die and returns to dust and our spirit returns to God how gave it

[PeacefulRainDrop]

Yes what the Bible teaches us

[Pogi-Paddy-2]

Death is inevitable. Once you are born you start your journey of dying. THESE ARE THE FACTS OF LIFE.

[TwistedTube]

did you know people die when they are killed?

[Still-alive]

Mind asplodes!

[menina]

You shouldn't make fun of death. It's not funny...

[Still-alive]

i disagree, because its an inevitable part of all our lives so instead of fearing it i'd rather laugh at it and also on my way to the grave too.

[menina]

Well that's just you. I don't think that way.

[Still-alive]

now im not laughing at anyone specific here mind you just death itself.

[menina]

Yes, I know you aren't. But this is a serious matter to me.

[karaspara]

No Way i;m not having that

[Still-alive]

Immortality vaccine for you!

[karaspara]

But will it make me ill?

[Still-alive]

hmm you might grow hairs where there weren't before. common side effect i think

[karaspara]

Shoot i'm gonna turn into a geriatric

[Anonymous]

Life is 100% a precursor for death.

[Still-alive]

Too bad there's bo known cure although many have tried and failed to find it!

[Opinion Owner]

Meh! I don’t want to live forever. I will welcome my dirt nap... as long as I get some life in first.

[Mellifluous_]

This is absolutely mind blowing!

[FunkyMonkee]

And I thought it was Cuomo!!

[exitseven]

I imagine that being dead would tend to suck.

[jimmy2]

Lol i think its called life

[Snakeyes7]

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