How are you celebrating July 4th?

[Anonymous]

Today I am not buying a Bentley or Newcastle pisswater. I am not watching Hell's Kitchen, or listening to James Newman. I am not allowing greedy, imperialistic snobs to violate my human dignity. I fire my words and weapons against tyranny and injustice. It's a free country, and you're free to celebrate however you like. How are you exercising your freedom?

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From the mountains to the prairies
To the oceans white with foam
God bless America, my home sweet home
God bless America, my home sweet home

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#4thofJuly
https://youtu.be/4daJ8gMtE-g

[purplepoppy]

Actually no one under 90 drinks Newcastle pisswater in the uk either. Not even in Newcastle. It's main selling point in Newcastle is the bottles break into the perfect shape for stabbing someone in the face

[Asker]

It's pathetic how you let those imperialists take your guns away.

[purplepoppy]

You can buy guns quite legally in the UK. People simply don't.

[acooke-13]

@bean2thousand they haven't, like the OP said, you can get them, we just don't. My dad owns one and is actually at a shoot competition this week. So, your comment is invalid.

[Asker]

@acooke-13 You redcoats need all the shooting practice you can get.

[acooke-13]

@Bean2thousand I mean, if no one has them we don’t really do we 😂

[purplepoppy]

Americans can't shoot. It's just spray bullets everywhere and hope one hits.

[Asker]

I also boycotted everything written by Sherlick Holmes. So take that, you snaggle tooth

[acooke-13]

@bean2thousand I love when men show their fragile masculinity by resorting to insults when they have nothing left to say ☺️ It really brightens up my day!

[acooke-13]

@purplepoppy literally, they can’t aim for shit

[purplepoppy]

Sherlock Holmes was a fictional character not an author

[Asker]

Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? No I shan't, because I boycotted Chaucer, too, British scrubbers.

[purplepoppy]

Actually that was Shakespeare

[Asker]

And the King James version of the Bible sucks dick!

[acooke-13]

@bean2thousand You do realise the Brits don't really care about all that stuff either? You're insults are mad pathetic, try harder yank

[Asker]

@acooke-13 Oh now you're insulting my insults? Typical British snobbery.

[Asker]

Why don't you go practice for Eurovision 2022, sluts?

[acooke-13]

@bean2thousand I'll go practice for the Eurovision while you practice for the world cup ey big lad ;)?

[Asker]

@acooke-13 Nobody in the States gives a crap about soccer.

[acooke-13]

@bean2thousand That's because you're shit..

[Asker]

@acooke-13 Come see some American football with me, baby. If you like real sports.

[Asker]

@acooke-13 Gone quiet EY? Perhaps you've been defeated by your own arrogance one again.

[acooke-13]

@Bean2thousand no.. unlike you I have a life outside of this app.

[Asker]

@acooke-13 Oh, well thank God, because someone has to walk British dogs and drink British tea and watch a bunch of snobs kick a ball around because they don't want to get their precious hands dirty.

[purplepoppy]

Is American football a sport. Mostly just seems to be 99% standing around.

[Asker]

American football is a game of strategy, which the British can't seem to understand. Lord Cornwallis is a perfect example.

[purplepoppy]

It's an excuse to eat hotdogs

[acooke-13]

@Bean2thousand why don’t you go shoot someone or something? You’re boring me now

[Asker]

@acooke-13 Of course you're bored. It's a common trait of lowbrows.

[acooke-13]

@bean2thousand It's actually because you're a boring as fuck little yank who lives on this site, who sits and crys until he has the last word. Just because you have no friends doesn't mean you should be an arsehole to everyone :)

[Asker]

@acooke-13 No need to be an asshole until a British cunt insults my flag. Dont you know anything about Americans? We're fine until you fuck with is, then you get your ass stomped.

[Asker]

@julielamar2 Hey, Julie can I get some French help over here? These British sluts are ganging up on me.

[Julielamar2]

Haha perfidious Albion 🤣

[acooke-13]

@Bean2thousand actually, I do, because I’m half American and spent my childhood growing up there. But you’re right, the British are cunts but they’re fucking class 😂

[Asker]

@julielamar2 Perfidious Albion? OMG. So French.

[Julielamar2]

that's how we always call England in France

[acooke-13]

@Julielamar2 It’s a good job it’s a mutual thing 😘

[Julielamar2]

acooke-13 Yeah exactly haha, but that's it's just for fun.

[acooke-13]

&Julielamar2 oh for sure. I’ve been learning French I’m hoping to go after Covid.

[Julielamar2]

@acooke-13 Oh really? I also hope to visit England one day. Tu comprends un peu le Français écrit?

[acooke-13]

@Julielamar2 Je comprends un peu. encore à apprendre - désolé if that’s wrong I’m still only a few months in!

[Julielamar2]

@acooke-13 No, your French is very good, congratulations, you speak the most beautiful language in the world now😅🤣

[acooke-13]

@Julielamar2 aw great! Absolutely I love the language!! I’d love to be fluent someday!!

[Julielamar2]

Yes you should get there, good luck anyway 😊

[Asker]

@julielamar2 First of all, she's too ignorant to learn any language. Secondly, she's lying. And third, you are supposed to be helping me insult her, not inviting her to eat French fries.

[acooke-13]

@Bean2thousand don’t be jealous, it doesn’t suit you.

[acooke-13]

@Julielamar2 I actually had a trip booked to go April 2020 but obviously it got cancelled a week before :(

[Julielamar2]

Oh, sorry for your trip 😔

Oh man, you can come and eat fries with us, we can talk about girl stuff it can be great

[acooke-13]

@Julielamar2 it’s ok! Aw that’d be so fun, not sure if I can order in French yet, but I know they love it when you try ☺️

[Julielamar2]

Oh yes we like it a lot when strangers try to make the effort. Foreigners say that we are contemptuous of foreigners, it is not true, our traders are also contemptuous of French people🤣

[acooke-13]

I celebrated by cutting up the American flag and burning it. Waving goodbye like we did those many years ago, what a great day ey!

[Asker]

More like you got your snobby ass kicked.

[acooke-13]

@Bean2thousand lol

[Iron_Man]

I’m going to a professional fireworks show then when I get back home I’m shooting off my own professional fireworks in my yard then out to eat after

[Anonymous]

I'm not celebrating it at all

[Asker]

#America