If you were elected President what would you do your first night in the Whitehouse?

Question

I would start building a moat.

NetSapien · Accepted Answer

I would be the most unpopular President EVER!!!

1 - I would sign an Executive Order saying that I am, and will always be, right.

2 - I would sign an Executive Order capping every elected federal politician's salary reflect the average of those they represent.

3 - I would sign an Executive Order that would reinterpret the Supremacy Clause to state: If State law and Federal law are in conflict, the law that gives it's people the least restriction prevails.

4 - I would sign an Executive Order making marriage optional for whomever the fk wanted.

5 - I would sign an Executive Order that would impose term limits on everyone that's elected and employees of those elected will seize to be employed at the end of the term.

6 - I would sign an Executive Order eliminating the minimum wage

7 - I would sign an Executive Order that every elected official that support any particular group guilty of causing damages to citizen and property, are financially responsible for those damages.

8 - I would sign an Executive Order that will pardon any and all whistleblowers

9 - I would sign an Executive Order making clothing optional for any and all women at beaches.

cth96190 · Accepted Answer

I would commune with the ghosts of presidents past, especially those who were also among the Founding Fathers. I would hope that I could draw on their wisdom.

Talea · Accepted Answer

Abolish lifetime alimony - 5 years maximum Remove religion from schools, money and government Then wonder how I, as an Australian, got be president lol

bannacookies · Accepted Answer

I'd make a moat too & fill it with cookies. Lol :D

Oigit · Answer

Make campaign financing at every level a matter of public record. Make it that elected officials are not long allowed to take jobs on wall street after leaving office. Break up the too big to fail to banks. Start tearing down the off shore tax havens and start plugging loop holes in our finical system. Unclassifiy many federal documents and unredact the ones that have already released in a redacted form. Start working on a 2nd Industrial Revolution program to greatly limit our dependency on countries like China for manufacturing and distribution of products that we us in the US. The program would also push towards making cities like Detroit industrial and education hubs.

Sad thing is that I would probably die a mysterious death during my presidency. Simply because I'd be making myself a major enemy of old/new moneny and the officials they have in their pockets.

Wester1967 · Answer

Day 1 I'd close all the foreign military bases. Withdraw from Nato. Close the Pentagon (War department) Raise corporate taxes to Eisenhower levels of 90%. Close the federal reserve and start printing money out of the treasury like Lincoln did, and like it says in the constitution. The 700 billion dollar military budget would go back to the states and cities for works progress, free internet, free university as far as you want to go, free health care and infrastructure. Then I'd turn off the TV, radio and play Mozart on the stereo until the lunatics came to assassinate me on day 2...

AviatorTom · Answer

A moat? WOW, that's funny. Is that to protect you from others, or to protect them from you?

That first night, I would have sex with someone in every one of the White House bedrooms. If I'm gonna fuck the country, I might as well get some practice.

FunkyMonkee · Answer

Undo EVERYTHING Joe has done and do what I can to get it back to the way it was before he stepped in and SEVERELY fucked it all up for us!!
Then, I would deport all the blm and antifa motherfuckers and anyone else that doesn't like it here!! go live the way you want in your new country and see how well it works out!!

Iron_Man · Answer

Fix the inheritance property tax law. And also stop the scammers from parking in handicapped parking spaces that are completely healthy using their grandparents sticker for there very own Use. I see completely normal work out people parking in handicapped sections just because they’re too lazy to walk. taking advantage of the law

legalboxers · Answer

write 1,000,000,000 thank you personal notes to those who voted for me. And the same for those who didn't who chose to keep the same bullshit they did when they knew me who failed to realize that Im the most powerful son on a bitch on the planet, and they are just mere ants who will always be... nothing but ants.

bamesjond0069 · Answer

Have a threesome with my first lady and a hot intern girl. Start off with some tabloid drama.

RealMarek · Answer

Declare that I will not adhere to any congressional interference in how the executive branch is administered because it violates separation of powers, then fire most high and mid-level federal bureaucrats in order to assure a loyal bureaucracy.

andreasderjuengere · Answer

Send the guards home, open all doors and throw a party.
Next day, I'll look for a nice place to rent nearby, and end the tradition of making a workplace the ''golden cow'' - a symbol only to indicate better days once.

Ineverquit · Answer

fire everyone but the cook and the security teams. hire snoop dog, Martha Stewart, jimmy falon, dr Phil, Ellen, oprah, my wife and daughter to run the place.

TomGarand · Answer

Make the penalty for false rape accusations as severe as the penalty for actual rape. Too many women are guilty of doing this.

AndrewMG · Answer

Invite a few friends around and have a few beers and make sure nobody checks my passport! lol

Recurrence · Answer

Decriminalize marijuana and increase the corporate tax rate

Waldoe · Answer

lol... its still "Government" property, you can not even change the wall paper without approval

Guardian45 · Answer

I would clear out the closets of all the Bala Bog monsters lingering around for re-election again!

Twalli · Answer

If I was married probably have aex with my wife. Granted we'd probably have sex most nights, so...

msc545 · Answer

I would write my letter of resignation and submit it the next day.

Pterodon · Answer

Finish the keystone pipeline and increase domestic production of oil and tell opec to fuck off

GoodGuyBreakingBad · Answer

I would sign a bill to help American people

cookiecrusher · Answer

Convert it into a tinyhouse

Koneko911 · Answer

Fuck the first man in the oval office...

Dargil · Answer

Sleep off the exhaustion and booze.

zagor · Answer

Check out the interns.

IronsKev · Answer

Get Monica Lewinsky in

Cubus · Answer

Press the Big Red Button :)

CaptainSmartass · Answer

I would dissolve congress. Simples...

anylolone · Answer

Pardon every whistleblower ever.

Jay3344 · Answer

Explore the areas you can’t see on the tour.

Morgador · Answer

I would throw the biggest swingers party

joeldalton · Answer

I'd spend it repealing executive orders.

WhiteBoyChill · Answer

definitely sex and I’d have her bend over the desk

skeetskeetskeet · Answer

Fuck the first lady all over the office

888theGreat · Answer

Out law Democrats and other traitors.

notwoke · Answer

stop forcing diversity on folks

Agape93 · Answer

Constrained or no?

lpoots · Answer

fuck the country big style

Gwenhwyfar · Answer

I like your idea 😊

maxisanudist · Answer

i would make it in to flats for the homeless

grega239 · Answer

Paint it off-white

OddBeMe · Answer

Fck in the oval.

MrPlentiful · Answer

Shoot myself

EnglishEuropean · Answer

Sleep

noohair · Answer

Order some bacon.

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