If you were going to prison would you be super excited to lose weight too?

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“Like omg prison is gonna be soooo much fun guyzzz!”

lightbulb27 · Accepted Answer

if they offer protein shakes and protein bars, then we should all commit a misdemeanor and get our free government food and housing. heck, it's a vaca... can meditate through it, very therapeutic.

yes, might as well make it useful time. what is 60 days in jail now... a week? Shouldn't she be released on bail bond the day after like criminal thugs do? I'd rather have thieves who potenitally steal my car or rob stores in prison... at least she contributes to the economy.

MuddyMole · Accepted Answer

She'll be fine - probably get some special treatment like her fellow twat, the "QAnon Shaman", who gets special organic meals in prison. Either way, it's only 60 days - I don't know why the judge even bothered...

PureWoo · Accepted Answer

Listen, "white supremacist women", prison is fucking wonderful, you should all go to prison, you'll come out of it like a new person, you'll make so many new & interesting friends, you'll be the talk of the town! Hell, you may even decide to stay in prison, I support you 100%, "Make America Great Again" by going to prison and by staying in fucking prison (you crazy, whacked out whities)! "We Love You"!!!

Cherry234 · Accepted Answer

If I was going to prison (I'd avoid that as much as possible) then it would be nice to lose weight. It's not like I have to lose weight since I'm already slim but losing a couple of pounds is still a bonus. I don't want to lose too much weight though, like 30 or 40 lbs because then I would be underweight.

Whatthefluff · Answer

She seems to have a shallow lack of perception. I can appreciate that she is trying to "make the best of a horrible, horrible situation" but this doesn't look too good for her considering how high-profile her case is. She is clearly motivated and optimistic at eye level, but who knows how her brain actually works and what she's thinking.
I think she's overconfident and in a way that doesn't look good on camera.

JosyJosy · Answer

super excited no but I would have that to keep me busy, that's why many prisoners are ripped, they don't have much else to do

DonkeyDan · Answer

Well i don't need to lose weight, but 60 days away in a nice quiet cell sounds great, maybe they have some protein bars I can munch on while reading my book, and having José giving me a pedicure 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lyndsielee666 · Answer

I weigh 80 pounds… if I lose more weight I die so no 😂

DryGermanGuy · Answer

"Pumping iron and eating, man. Nothing else to do in the motherfucking pen. Three hots and a cot, know what I'm saying?"  - Doughboy Baker, Boyz n the Hood

ChiTown33 · Answer

" hopefully they have like protein shakes".  If someone handed me what they said was a protein shake in prison I definitely Italy wouldn't drink it. 🤣

NathanDavis · Answer

I would gain weight instead... probably the only way I would work out... if I ended up in prison (knocking on wood)

snackthatsmilesback · Answer

I don't need to lose any more weight. I can't afford that time off work and school rn. I'd miss my wife. Nah bro. Prison ain't it for me.

pink_and_inlove · Answer

Lol what’s wrong with her 😂 at least she’s optimistic I guess

Wiredone · Answer

If I ever went to prison, which I've done very well to avoid it, I'd probably gain weight in muscle.

GoodGuyBreakingBad · Answer

Heck yeah! Bring on prison! can't wait!

douride2 · Answer

She must be focking nutz?

disgustingweebtrash · Answer

I'd probably get shivved

Msputiton · Answer

Lmao, say what🤣

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