Do I need to provide a lamp post for an employee who identifies as a dog?

[purplepoppy]

I've recently taken on an employee who identifies as a dog. Mostly he just fetches stuff for me but he's a good boy. It's taken a while for me to get used to the pronouns. but I've got the hang of them.

But now he's insisting I install a lamp post as traditional toilets discriminate against him. So my question is do you agree with him?

Yes, not providing a lamp post breaches his human/doggy rights

No he should use a normal toilet.

Does he drink from the toilet bowli

I thought this was a joke but in this woke age I'm not sure

[Honestguyopen]

Perhaps if you can show osha proof that he could be trained to use the toilet you could get out of it... lamp post probably doesn't have to be connected to electricity, but it might change his mind if he streams a live wire.. I want to know who cleans up and how indecent exposure plays in?

[molonski2]

Just get him a lead , and chuck his food on the floor -- If he wants to piss he goes outside , if he SHITS you have to pick it up.

Fck the lampost.

[Jessica405]

Yes, he needs a lamp post for sure. Otherwise there could be an accident and flood the office. Also needs a diet of Winalot and curry in his lunch break.

[SaoirseS]

Lol, I voted D. My dog doesn't discriminate: lamp posts, fire hydrants, hub caps, trees, it doesn't matter where he goes.

[SaoirseS]

Thanks for MHO!

[exitseven]

I hired a technician that identified as a chicken. After a few months I decided he did not have the appropriate skill set to do the job. However I kept him on because we could use the eggs.

[KruckJak]

I identify as your boyfriend. Can you facilitate daily blowjobs? (I'm trying to see how far I can push this stuff).

[bean2k21]

Just pretend like you didn't hear him whining
Then put him on a performance improvement plan
Three strikes and he's out

[AviatorTom]

I think a lamp post might be overdoing it. Make it a fire plug/hydrant.

[Dchrls78104]

Why would you humour such lunatics? If he thinks that he's a dog, put him in a cage! That's where he belongs!

[Guido]

Just let him hump your leg and he will be OK without the lamp post.

[whosnumber1]

just install a post next to a toilet then he has a place to drink from after he pees

[LegendaryIcon]

yes, please do so at your earliest convenience thank you and have a nice day

[MrOracle]

It's cheaper and easier just to put him down.

[goaded]

A fire hydrant would take up less space.

[dustybiker]

Dammit you beat me. lol

[jimmy2]

Is he pissing on the lamppost?