Do you think Russians will go straight to heaven in case of a nuclear war?

[goaded]

Apparently, this is what Russian TV is saying.

Sounds reasonable

No, everybody knows that's evangelical American Christians

Oh shi...

At least a nuclear winter will solve global warming

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[Adam1978]

Well I don't think they end up in either. Since I am not a believer. Don't blame the majority for what a minority does. They are at least a very inefficient army, so it's a shame that generation has to suffer for a few idiots at the top, is dreaming about past glory days.

[Still-alive]

This sounds a lot like that one Pope telling the crusaders to go ahead and kill whoever they want and god will just sort out the bad ones

[Wade12345]

There's a line in Baldur's Gate 2 where one of the villains says something similar, "Kill them ALL, and let the 'gods' sort it out."

[Still-alive]

@Wade12345 yup thats lifted directly from i think its one of the pope Urbans in the 11th century

[Agape93]

Reminds me of the logic of suicide bombers.

[WhitneySnow]

That’s terrible! Unless it’s fake news.

[goaded]

I don't think it is.

[jshm2]

You're confused.

If nukes are used then obviously all but those who pulled the trigger will be the ones going to heaven.

The Ukrainians are wrong and sold their country for small change. America will betray them like it did everyone else. Ukraine and Zelenskyy now are in the position Iraq and Saddam were in 1979. America will tear up Ukraine and blame the Russians. When in fact had the USA left Ukraine and not illegally deposed Yanukovych, the war would not have happened.

[goaded]

They didn't "sell their country", they wanted democracy and to be closer to their neighbours to the west.

[goaded]

Instead of the dictatorship to the east. Less corruption.

[Ad_Quid_Orator]

I don't know but given the state of their military I doubt all of their ICBMs could be launched rapidly enough to overwhelm the US missile defenses.

[Agagagagaga]

Think again.

I worked with nukes in the military. Literally with the guys that are underground who push the launch button.

We’re not anywhere near as protected as you think. Truth be told as most Americans think.

[Ad_Quid_Orator]

@Agagagagaga Well I wasn't talking about the nukes themselves.

[888theGreat]

95% of the people from every country will go directly to hell , probably you too.

[goaded]

If you were worried about going to hell, you would lay off the lies.

[888theGreat]

you call truth lies like all liberals

[goaded]

See, there you go again.

[KrakenAttackin]

Well, I believe millions of Russians will see the "white light"... followed by the blast wave.

[alice55]

They would go straight to hell

[jimmy2]

Everyone will go straight to hell workout Jesus

[LemonsAsks]

id work out with jesus he probobly lifts mad weights

[goaded]

@LemonsAsks C:

[goaded]

Does it still work if he's standing on water?

[LemonsAsks]

more so id think defying the laws of nature is always hot

[goaded]

No offense, @jimmy2, just playing with the obvious typo! :)

[LemonsAsks]

Same

[msc545]

Nobody is going to heaven after all this.