What’s your favorite conspiracy theory?

[Anonymous]

[crossdressingrihno]

The Illuminati conspiracy theory is my favorite

Like it's so stupid and yet somehow makes sense

Like it's stupid because there's no way one organization could control the entire world or as much of the world as people say they do they just wouldn't work there is so many cultural barriers and as is the UN is barely staying together right now which if the Illuminati really had as much control as people say they do then the UN would be doing a lot better right now because the Illuminati could just more or less Thanos snap those tensions away and no one would be any wiser oh and having the UN would in some ways actually be useful to the Illuminati due to the fact that you're basically taking most of the world's superpowers and putting them all into one organization which if you're a secret society that's planning on taking over the world and you just so happen to have control over the UN you would be overpowered and no one can stop you like you would have a massive nuclear arsenal a military that would be borderline unstoppable the full backing of the United States and an overwhelming force that could conquer entire continents in months

If the New world order were real and the Illuminati was real we'd already be in the new world order right now it just doesn't add up really it just doesn't add up but at the same time the idea that there is some secret organization pulling strings from behind the curtain would also kind of make sense because it would be very difficult to tell if they were or were not doing such a thing since we're too busy focused on our cell phones and we can't really tell how much information is actually being hidden from us we don't have much of a clue like we know that there's a lot of things that we don't know but we don't know what those things are and we don't know how much we don't know we just know that it's a lot and a lot of organizations are ran by other organizations and those organizations are ran by other organizations and those organizations are generally teamed up with other organizations as sort of like a collaborative effort so basically what you have is a conglomerate web of organizations and companies and it's kind of hard to trace where all of that leads to because that could all lead to one person possibly not likely but it could or maybe it just leads to a whole bunch of organizations being in a large conglomerate web of organizations having power over each other and making agreements with each other and pulling strings and political elections and things like that you just never know okay something like the Illuminati could happen and could be happening right now and we just wouldn't know but at the same time if such an organization had that kind of power you would think a lot of different things would be happening that just aren't or a lot of different things would have already happened but they haven't

[Asker]

The Illuminati was a group of cultists that got caught. But the world’s biggest religion is Freemasonry, or Satanism. It stemmed from the Illuminati, but they don’t call it Illuminati anymore.
Obvious reasons.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7G5CKX0je0

[OnyxianGhostsLove]

you EmyyWolf

[Snsl153]

One of the more amusing conspiracy theories out there is the belief that we're being visited by aliens, and 'The Government' is somehow (how?) hiding that fact from the rest of us, because apparently society would collapse if we "knew the truth" because most of us couldn't handle it (or something).
It is beyond stupid, and for so many reasons I could not possibly list them all here, except to say that the very idea is yet another form of geocentrism, and a rejection of a principle (the Copernican Principle) that has thus far been of immense help in steering us all away from the misguided notion that mankind is the most important thing in the universe.

[Asker]

It’s actually so much bigger than just aliens. I’m in the flat-earth conspiracy.
Which says Aliens or the Reptilians are actually all fallen angels. That’s why they look so bizzare and hideous. Someone said that some of those frog-eyed creatures even had Angel wings attached to it.
And they do come from the “outer space” “outer regions of the plain earth”. The flat-earth model also shows that beyond both poles there are more lands and more creatures and more worlds.
upload.wikimedia.org/.../..._a_Japanese_temple.png

So you can basically imagine where the actual extra”terrestrials” come from.

[Snsl153]

There's someone else on GAG, a blue anonymous poster, who always goes on about the Earth being flat and surrounded by a giant snake, and he always links a video of an amateur rocket going up and running out of fuel (which he interprets as the rocket "hitting the dome"). You've probably met him or seen him around. I can imagine the two of you would really get along :)
Personally, I don't believe there actually is all that much more than what we can already detect and observe. No aliens, higher planes of existence, no afterlife, no reincarnation, no angels, no simulation - this is it, all there is. I wouldn't rule anything out, but until someone provides a really good reason to believe otherwise, I just see no need to latch on to all of these strange ideas.

[Asker]

I seen that guy, but he’s never talked to me.
There no snake. He’s really religious.
That map I showed you is a real ancient Japanese map. Extremely ancient. I didn’t look like that it looked rotten, that’s an updated picture. Beyond the poles there’s more land. You can’t go there cause you get shot dead. Try it.
Dare you.
Also go to websites like BITCHUTE or STOPLOOKTHINK. All the real flatearth stuff is there. Otherwise if you look it up in regular google that stuff it hidden away from you.
All the earth photos are wrong and the continents the wrong size. One of the photos don’t even have South America on it and I’m from there!

Also here’s a video I personally took of a rocket going back down. They all do this.
I seen it myself I live in Florida I see it all the time.
To reject all this is to be the definition of blind
https://youtu.be/INLvF-UHaWg

[Asker]

All I can offer is insight STOPLOOKTHINK or BITCHUTE. If you ask a professional or teacher or professor or internet. You won’t get much answers and they just show you the flat earth photo floating in the middle of space, with an edge where you can fall of, TO RIDICULE IT.
I’m telling you. I can’t help you anymore. The rest is up to you. Cheers <3

[Adventurous97]

The moon landings. We landed a man on the moon in 1969, but in 2022 we can’t even get a phone signal to work in some areas 🤔 I’m not saying I don’t believe the moon landings, just that this always seems funny to me.

[Asker]

Yeah 100% agree, that was some BS. Biggest BS thrown in our face

[Deserter]

NASA claims we lost the technology to go back to the moon. I don't know or care if we did, but that just makes it seem like a lie

[Asker]

@Deserter
I know right! Wtf kinda claim is that? And then also there was no stars behind the moon in the background? Give me a break. SMH

[ADFSDF1996]

The Nazi flying saucer base in Antarctica conspiracy theory.

Story goes that after WWII, many third Reich military personnel and scientists fled to a secret base in Antarctica called “Base 211” in 1945. The US, the Brits, the Soviets and the Israelis have all tried to destroy the base but they’ve all failed as the Nazis supposedly have access to reptilian technology. And to this day the Nazi base is still waiting for the right time to launch an invasion of the world and establish a 4th reich.

[Asker]

COOL LOL!
In my version, the Nazis found that there was more land beyond that South Pole Or Arctic Ring, And that the earth was flat.
upload.wikimedia.org/.../..._a_Japanese_temple.png

[Asker]

Also there was this guy called Admiral Byrd and he told everyone what was up. And they had to shut him up real quick.

[razelove]

I don't have a favorite one, usually whatever is the most recent one is the one that gets me laughing the most. People who believe in them tend to believe very strongly in some narrative, while on my end I only believe the conspiracy and the theory point to an outcome. Something happened, we're not at a level to ever know what it was, but we can observe the result. That part is neat to me, someone messed up and created an incident, and for most of them it's probably some drunk CIA frat boy types "shit, that was the cyanide, not the molly! I really need to buy labels" *whistle*

[Asker]

Oh yeah, your one of them bots 🤖. Child-trafficking was a conspiracy theory. And look how it turned out. Turned out to be true af. About to block you for being brainwashed.

[razelove]

No one ever said human trafficking was a conspiracy, that certain powerful and influential individuals were behind it in the US was the "conspiracy" Still, I'll stick by it, where there's smoke there's fire, but we'll never get to know all the details as we're not in those circles. If you want to block me, go for it, no skin off my back.

[Anonymous]

That we are the aliens.

That the distance between habitable planets are so vast and it takes so long to reach them that one day we will reach other habitable planets that we will seed life there. That evolution will proceed there as here. That since it is not earth it will follow a different evolution as earth. That earth through cataclysm or extinction will lose touch with the new planets. That life will begin again on earth Maybe humans won't be rendered extinct but one day they will take to the stars again. And they will discover aliens on other planets. Which are just in actuality differently evolved former humans from Earth. This may have been a repeating cycle that has happened before and will again.

[Asker]

There’s no space because the earth is flat. The rockets go back down, all of them.

We already found out that there is more land beyond the poles.
We already found out the moonlanding was faked.
The aliens come from the beyond lands of the arctic ring.
No such thing as a meteor ending the earth and destroying all humans life.

[Opinion Owner]

🤣🤣🤣

[Asker]

😆😆 I know right crazy that you believe we’re on a spinning, wobbly, ball in the middle of know where, following a galaxy at unbelievable speeds. Yet you get still lakes with zero movement. Maybe your sense betray you right
https://youtu.be/fO4IcbNapBs

[Opinion Owner]

Oh, you were serious? I thought you were just trying to top me in wackiness. Well, allow me to laugh even harder then. 🤣🤣🤣🤣😄🤣😄🤣🤣😄😄😄🤣😂😂😂😆😄🤣😂

[Asker]

Why are you laughing? You’re saying this is real?

Cause if you’re laughing you’re telling me that this photo is 100% real. And that kinda makes me want to laugh at you instead , for being a blind f—k

[Jltakk]

I have a ton of favorites. Its my favorite subject. Keep in mind though that being labeled a "conspiracy theory" doesn't automatically disprove it. Its only that, a theory of a conspiracy, many of which happen. With that said, my favorite has got to be Hollow Earth theory and the billions of spinoff theories. Of the Hollow Earth theories, the best one is Agartha, and second favorite is "Real" North Korea (or North Korean Utopia). Another I enjoy is the theory of Singularity and Transhumanism which I could unfortunately see being implemented in the future. Not saying either will happen, but that I would be the last person surprised lol

[Oigit]

https://www.youtube.com/embed/9JRLCBb7qK8

That

[Asker]

Oh yes that’s basically the gover-meant trying to change everyone’s sex. Trying to turn men into women and women into men.

[behnam1999]

Take this piece of advice from me, what is labeled as a conspiracy theory is closer to the truth than what is preached as truth!!

[Asker]

100% on point! 100%

[UniquelyBasic]

https://www.youtube.com/embed/jfg_SzObG3g

The earth is actually flat

[Asker]

OMG ADD ME!
I’m a flat earther too!!
Have you seen “Flat Earth Dave” or “DIRTH”. Follow him, he literally gives all the bots 🤖 proof to their face !
Also, the guy that talks about more lands beyond the ice walls. He’s called “Nos Confinden” on YouTube.

[UniquelyBasic]

Im not a flat earther LoL Round Earth FTW

[Asker]

Oh foreal. Then why is that your favorite conspiracy theory?

I’d you go to DITH on YouTube. He’s gonna debunk all your globe earth beliefs. 100%

[UniquelyBasic]

It was a joke as the video is a parody. 😂😂 Did you watch the video?

[Asker]

It’s a BOT 🤖 video made by the same bots 🤖 put there to distract your bot-self.

[Asker]

https://youtu.be/PrqIoBaFxcE

[UniquelyBasic]

I can't tell if you're messing with me or not. Do you actually believe earth is flat?

[Asker]

You probably got the CURE too didn’t you. You’re one of those shot-bots. Slaves and lovers of the media

[UniquelyBasic]

Whats this CURE?

[Asker]

Why would I believe that earth is a ball?

Because some guy with a tie told me?
Because someone with a degree told me they stepped on the moon?
Because the tv told me?
Because a programed teacher told me?
Because mom and dad told me?
Because all my friends believe it?

Nobody has zoomed into the ball earth in real life, and seen people walking upside down in Australia. Sorry Sir, but that has never happened.
Also all the pictures of your precious earth are FAKES. All of them. Photoshoped! Photomanipulated and continents the wrong sizes. I saw one of those official globe photos and my South America, my original home wasn’t even in the picture. SO WHAT DOES THAT TELL ME. That it’s all a lie….

[UniquelyBasic]

But you'll believe random people on the internet telling you the earth is flat? Hows that any better? Smh Emmy

[Asker]

Because those people aren’t programmed teachers.
I don’t think you globe-believers get it!

Anyone with power, influence, with degrees and titles. Are programmed. They’re receiving the same mainstream information. They cannot go against that narrative.
Why. Because they’re jobs are at stake. They’d be considered looney like us regular random internet people.
Why don’t you understand that

[Vendela]

@UniquelyBasic Jesus Christ... did you lose a few brain cells reading her comments too? She also claims to be a celebrity on YouTube but her videos only get like 3 views. You need mad help girl

[Vendela]

I gotta block her asap

[Asker]

@Vendela
You’re pure SNOWFLAKE.
You block someone is because your SnowFlake AF

[UniquelyBasic]

@Vendela A few but I was having fun with it though 😂😂

[Asker]

You’re both snowflakes. If you both took the vax you’re done anyway @uniquelybasic

[DaveJord]

My favorite is the this whole COVID thing, I mean it bad compared to the ordinary flue... but its not the black death and I don't think its a real and true epidemic on the level the CDC seems to make it seem. But I am not sure if its a conspiracy theory or not... but big pharma is making a killing on the profits.

[KostasKouvalis]

That Osama bin Laden wasn't killed by no Seal Team 6, but he was already dead when they got there, and they simply came to collect his body.

Like literally, they crushed their helicopter through a wall and were sitting there for like 10 minutes, and no one came out an shot at them, or tried to get Osama out of there. Then even when they stormed the compound no one shot at them, and he literally just stood there.

I've never heard such a poorly fabricated story.

[Asker]

Isn’t it funny how Obama and Osama sound similar?

[KostasKouvalis]

They're both Islamic names

[Asker]

I think OSAMA is OBAMA

[KostasKouvalis]

😂 Do a YouTube video on it

[noohair]

Coca Cola could not change from sugar to corn syrup without changing the taste.
That is why they did the New Coke fake out. Then switched to classic Coke.

[Asker]

Oh absolutely not. I steer far away from those addiction drugs

[genericname85]

my favourite one is 9/11. because everyone litterally knows the story how it was told doesn't line up with any evidence brought to light and the narrative just contradicts itself and actually the US profitted the most from that incident... yet still nobody talks about this. and everyone who tries to research is promptly silenced. professors who seriously wanna investigate suddenly lose their chairs at university still to this day.

[genericname85]

oh also i don't think the one you quoted is a conspiracy "theory". it's just a conspiracy.

[TheFlak38]

Chemtrails. The only substance dropped from an aircraft that can affect us all except for the those who pull the strings of course. They are immune.

[Asker]

Yeah it’s unacceptable and I can only hope KARMA hunts them all down.

[OddBeMe]

Jfk assassination is so faceted. There’s so many actual coincidences…

[Asker]

If they wanted to kill him it’s because he knew too much, or was about to reveal some truth. Or change something for the better.
The real truth is like a kiss on the lips.
It was going against the plan of the demons

[OddBeMe]

Yeah, he wanted to end vietnam war.

[Asker]

Oh that such. Those demons need to crawl back into their hole

[notwoke]

the glass ceiling, systemic racism, disparate impact

[Asker]

Is the glass ceiling the dome?

[AviatorTom]

My favorite is the conspiracy theory that the moon landing was actually faked in a warehouse in Texas. The theory has been disproven many times (Yes, Neil Armstrong actually did set foot on the moon), but it still amazes me that many people still believe it was faked.

[Asker]

And what makes you think it wasn’t fake?
I’m about to block you for being such a gullible bot 🤖! Gramps!
There was no stars behind the moonlanding. Fake as F—-k!

[AviatorTom]

@emyywolf It's been explained several times that no stars are in the photos because the brightness of the moonscape causes the camera to adjust its white saturation so that the tiny specks of twinkling white in the sky (the stars) are not detected by the camera. You can do the same thing with your cellphone camera at night. Take a picture of a very bright wall or building with the dark sky with stars in the background... you won't see any stars in the picture because the camera has auto-adjusted itself to compensate for the bright white wall or building in the foreground. That doesn't mean there are no stars in the sky; it just means the camera didn't pick them up. If you want more proof, see this Mythbusters video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPj60sy9Cfw

[Asker]

LMAOOOOO!!! That’s the biggest BS yet. Tell me gramps? Is SuperMan real too now, because he was on tv? I really wanna know.

[NathanDavis]

this one... 💡

https://www.youtube.com/embed/j5v8D-alAKE

[SilverRain92]

Western countries are governed by a bunch of the most influential families represented in Trilateral commission, Bildelbergs Club, Rome Club etc.

[Anonymous]

Chemtrails. How on earth do they form? They would have to be a government mandated chemical that the airlines would all be willing to carry and distribute over a certain altitude.

[Shamalien]

They r all awful

…because they are almost all true, minus flat earth and birds aren’t real which are only there to discredit the movement

[Asker]

Well the earth aim a ball either though

[Shamalien]

I don’t personally give a flyin fuck what shape the earth looks like from space, let’s focus on what’s happening on it

[Asker]

What’s happening on it, is that the needless are gonna terminate almost everyone

[Shamalien]

Not me. And that’s a far more useful tidbit to know than the shape of the earth

[Asker]

They’re trying to take everyone out because they found out about the earth. Did you know that. (-.-)
Probs not.
There’s always a reset when humans find out their lies. I heard it in this really old book. And yes it’s about the lands beyond the ice ring

[Shamalien]

This has been planned for a long fking time it has nothing to do with flat earth

[Deserter]

Not sure, many have been proven so they aren't even theories anymore

[Fuentes]

Most of them have came true and are no longer conspiracies

[exitseven]

The moon landing was really done on a movie set.

[Lord_Saddler]

A group of black guys in New York City once told me that white women have no morals and are incapable of doing right because they were created by a demon 6000 years ago.

[Lord_Saddler]

I don't believe in demons, but I see their point.

[Asker]

Wow lollll.
I’m a very light-skinned Hispanic.
Does that make me a Hispanic-Demon?

[Vendela]

You're fucking dumb 😂

[Lord_Saddler]

😆 😆 😆

[Asker]

@Vendela
Lmaooo he said white women. And everyone says I look white

[Vendela]

I'm talking about him

[Anonymous]

It's a popular conspiracy that COVID jabs do not work.

[CountessSarah]

Australia doesn't exist.

[Asker]

Wth lol
Are you from there

[CountessSarah]

No, I'm not from Australia.

[Asker]

Oh you’re saying that the conspiracy is that “Australia DONT Exist” who said that lol.
I just know that I’m our maps the continents are all wrong and the wrong sizes and shapes.

[Hellodownthere]

David Icke's reptile people.

[Asker]

The Reptilians are real. I saw a news reporter accidentally stick their snake tongue out in a video. I can send you the video of you want

[msc545]

I like the one about 5G causing Covid.

[SpaceGalaxy]

That Jesus will return

[andreasderjuengere]

Those I think out myself :D

[Cubus]

Elvis and Michael Jackson are hiding in Zone 51.

[Asker]

Michael Jackson was found in several other countries years after his death.
Also. It’s likely that he’s residing in one of those countries where you have to cover your face and hair with hijab. And there’s barely any internet over there.

[whiskeyontherocks]

Bird’s aren’t real
Just google it

[Asker]

Send me a website.

[whiskeyontherocks]

They don’t have one it’s a old YouTube channel so you got that

[Waldoe]

JFK was killed by his Younger Brother

[IsoUser]

Too be perfectly honest there is no in honestly

[ografree23]

All of them. Fnord!!!

[JesseJayNeak]

Tupac is still alive. That’s my favorite one

[Iron_Man]

None I hate them

[Asker]

You’re a 🤖 bot. BLOCK ME!

[Iron_Man]

What?

[Iron_Man]

I highly doubt that 11 years I’ve been here

[Asker]

Bot 🤖, in the sense that you’re BRAINWASHED

[Iron_Man]

I’m not brainwashed I don’t buy any of that garbage fake Moonlandingz 9/11 was a conspiracy the government is trying to kill us off and they’re doing something with the chickens out there I don’t believe any of that junk I hate it

[Iron_Man]

It’s all negativity and I like to dwell on positive things

[HiddenIPLuv]

evolution, cos its real

[HiddenIPLuv]

oh wait, i didn't do my search what a conspiracy theory is... just ignore this... lol

[Asker]

Evolution? Ain’t no conspiracy theory.
Also evolution is a lie.
Watch This:
https://youtu.be/DOPQCkrhVf0

[HiddenIPLuv]

i have a conspiracy theory the governement has hired snowflake culture cos it wants to eventually censor everything

[Asker]

LMAOO! Yeah I think so too.
They totally created Snow-Flake culture!
XD

[Asker]

But foreal though. They are censoring everything like a bunch of SNOWFLAKEs themselves

[HiddenIPLuv]

evolution is definitely real, you dont even need proof or a time machine, you jus need to use simple logic and ur brain... like for example, if a white woman and black man have a baby, their baby will mix genes to combined a child of half white and half black, so if u can't gradually mutate genes like that with each birth, then you can then have a human baby slightly closer to that of a monkey, and then again when it grows up breed it with another human slightly closer to a monkey, and keep going and breeding like that for generations until u eventually have a full monkey, u jus went from one species to another, so genes can mutate and change slightly each time you have a child,
also look at the fur on a mans face and arms and chest, isn't that proof we was once furry completely but lost it over time?

also look at the behaviours of gorillas videos on youtube... similar to us and similar body structure as in how their limbs are set out... also they have similar skulls and many pre historic humans skulls have been found to look similar with slight changes,

[HiddenIPLuv]

yeah lol

[HiddenIPLuv]

can gradually mutate*

[MrSmithee]

flat earthh

[Asker]

I’m a flat-earther. And know some things about it I can’t tell you

[MrSmithee]

damn you