What purpose does the department of immigration serve?

[Anonymous]

I’ve done the legal paperwork for two women to get into the United States. It was fucking brutal. It was like having a second job. I did it because they were in love with American men, and very much wanted to live the dream. They had to undergo a medical test to make sure they weren't bringing a disease into the country.

They had to undergo a background check, to make sure they weren’t criminals.

So now, Jo Jo the clown is letting in 500 thousand illegals per month. What the fuck? I feel like a schmuck.

Now I just tell my international friends to enter the country illegally. Just fly to Mexico, and wade across the river. Just promise to vote Dimocrat, and laws no longer matter. I challenge you to prove me wrong.

[exitseven]

Not much these days. People just come to the southern border and walk right in. They are met by a translator and an EBT car with their name on it.

[Asker]

I asked the moron from Sweden on this thread to post something negative about his country. He wouldn't do it. This site is all about beating up on Americans. I used to live 20 miles from the Canadian border. My work buddy was the MC at a comedy club. My pal asked me to come watch, because he got to tell some jokes. I went. One of the comedians asked if there were an Canadians in the house. About 4 people raised their hands. The comedian said: "Get out in the parking lot and pick up your fucking garbage" The Canadians faces turned beet red and us Americans had tears from laughing. Canadians hate you and I, but if the shit hits the fan, they are going to count on our military to save their ass. You know this to be true.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4i3LmR0K74

[exitseven]

I remember this recording. It has held up well over the last 30 years.

[Asker]

I think I'll post it on here more often, just to piss off the America haters. Our navy once went to the aid of a country that just experienced a devastating hurricane. The country hated us, so they wouldn't let our troops go ashore to help. The navy ship had one of those gadgets onboard that could convert sea water to drinking water. Those folks were mighty thirsty, so they accepted our water, just as long as the disgusting Americans never stepped foot on their soil. They're damn lucky I wasn't the US president, because if I was, they'd be drinking salt water.

[exitseven]

Thanks for the MHO😎

[Asker]

Sure thing

[Snakeyes7]

I remember learning in a civics class that the actual citizenship process takes years to complete. I understand the security protocols and stuff but it shouldn't take several years to complete it.