Would you rather live in a democratic or authoritarian country?

[Lord_Saddler]

I live in an unfree and undemocratic autocracy. 😭😭😭

I really want to be free and live under a US-style democracy so I would have the right to vote for a guy like Trump or Biden to lead my country. Yay!!!

We could export democracy to Iraq, Afghanistan, Vietnam, Libya... 🙌

Universal healthcare? Public education? Who needs these things?

I want more diversity as well, as diversity is a strength! What's better than CRT, racial quotas and unisex bathrooms?

Industrial power? Nay! Not necessary in 2022. The US produces peanut butter, pickles, bad music, p*rn and weapons... And it's doing really fine!

I'm ashamed of being a commie, how can I get a US passport right now? I want US democracy!

[RolandCuthbert]

I think a lot of folks would like to live in an authoritarian state as long as it supported their politics.

So weird.

[weirdoweirdo]

Lol what.

A democracy of course, I already do and we're objectively in the top 5 best countries in the world so...

[Lord_Saddler]

I envy you.

[Sun_Kim-Ai]

Democracy in name only to appease the "muh democracy" crowd, but authoritarian in practice.
This is how I'm doing so far.

[OldWorldOrder]

Definitely autocracy. Something like Syria or Iran would be fine.

[Hispanic-Cool-Guy]

Assuming the leader is God fearing and smart then authoritarian is the best bet, otherwise I perfer a democracy.

[DARKCLOUD1945X]

You can enter the US with no problem from Mexico no papers no nothing no waiting

[DARKCLOUD1945X]

We are also a Republic not democratic

[888theGreat]

Democratic , as in ruled by Democrats? No, death would be better

[joeldalton]

US isn't a democracy, moron.

[Lord_Saddler]

Yeah, it's a plutocracy and a failed society indeed.

[joeldalton]

lmao. Another day on GaG, another dipshit from an infeior country trying to make himself feel better.

[Lord_Saddler]

I'm not from Haiti, Johnny boy.

[joeldalton]

yawn. you children with your inferiority complexes are boring.

[Lord_Saddler]

Inferiority complexes like you white USians feel toward black guys? 😆

[joeldalton]

Wait what? not often you can enslave people you're inferior to.

[Lord_Saddler]

You don't enslave anyone, Johnny boy. History is a cycle of success and decline. Your ancestors enslaved black people, now black guys enslave your women. 😂😂😂😂

[joeldalton]

Oh, you're one of those incels. It figures.

[Lord_Saddler]

Nah, I'm not American.

[joeldalton]

No, but you absolutely outed yourself as someone who can't get pussy.

[Lord_Saddler]

Inceldom is a US phenomenon, Johnny boy. Besides peanut butter, pickles, bad music, p*rn and weapons, the US produces the most American thing ever: the incel.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[joeldalton]

I mean I have seen people like you before. You can't get laid so you dream up some imaginary superiority complex. It's the fable of sour grapes.

[Lord_Saddler]

Are you sure, Johnny boy?

[joeldalton]

Guarantee.

[Lord_Saddler]

I mean, are you really sure?

[joeldalton]

You keep proving it.

[Lord_Saddler]

How so?

[joeldalton]

with every one of your comments you reveal your insecurity and feelings of inadequacy.

[Lord_Saddler]

Really?

[joeldalton]

yup.

[Lord_Saddler]

Can I apply for US citizenship then?

[joeldalton]

I don't care what you do.

[Lord_Saddler]

I wanna be like you, Johnny boy. Real man on the internet!

[joeldalton]

all you'll be is a child.

[Lord_Saddler]

Then I shouldn't go to America. I've heard your president has a weird kind of attraction to children.

[joeldalton]

just be careful about monkeypox when you finally decide you want to get laid.

[Lord_Saddler]

Do American women have monkeypox?

[joeldalton]

lol, you think you'll get a woman?

[Lord_Saddler]

Tell me your secret to get all the pussies, Joel. "Let's make America great again, bitch!"

[joeldalton]

You don't seem the type that likes the pussy.

[Lord_Saddler]

Then I'm really ready to become a US citizen!

[joeldalton]

you could be the first gay that can't get laid.

[Lord_Saddler]

I'd be the second, just after you, Johnny boy.

[joeldalton]

I'm not the one acting like an incel online.

[Lord_Saddler]

Do you think behaving like you is enough to get the US citizenship?

[joeldalton]

I think you're doing perfect for whatever country you live in.

[Lord_Saddler]

What more do I need to become American? Maybe special pronouns?

[joeldalton]

where are you, now?

[Lord_Saddler]

My country is not that important. That's why I want to become an American! 🇺🇸

I'm training to be you!

[joeldalton]

It's critical. How else do I know where you are lacking?

[Lord_Saddler]

I'm lacking fweedom and duhmocwacy, Johnny boy.

[joeldalton]

yeah, so there's several of those. let's hear which one it is. Surely you are proud of it so it's not an issue for you.

[Lord_Saddler]

Nah, I can't be proud of living in a country that doesn't produce peanut butter, pickles, bad music, p*rn, weapons and incels. Well, my country makes good weapons, though.

If I tell you we have some oil can you export democracy and freedom to us?

[joeldalton]

well be sure to let me know which weapons your lovely land is known for.

[Lord_Saddler]

Slingshots. We make the best ones, trust me.

[joeldalton]

awesome. Where would I go to get them?

[FunkyMonkee]

A republic!

[OddBeMe]

Where do you live?