Which North American Nutjob Would You fight?

[chubbycrow]

The Canadian cavalry

the American alligator

the mexican monster

A total of 11 votes were cast: 0 girls and 11 guys. See detailed results

[NamerOfStars]

I'd go for the Greenland Guillemot. They don't even think they're a part of North America (I think they don't have maps), so he probably wouldn't even bother showing up.

[chubbycrow]

greenland as far as I know is part of Europe (I think norway denmark or the netherlands have it as a territory)

[NamerOfStars]

That's because you don't own a globe.

[chubbycrow]

yes greenland is between europa and north america in the far northern atlantic and arctic oceans. its technically part of Europe being a danish territory

[NamerOfStars]

Insofar as its coast can be seen from Canada on a clear day, it's part of Europe in political terms, and nothing but.

Being between North America and EUROPA, however, would require it to have left the planet. I'm pretty sure even *I* would have heard about that.

[clampfan101]

All these “who would you fight?” questions are making me feel like Mulan. “I don’t really want to take him anywhere.” 🤣 Why would I want to fight any of these people?

[chubbycrow]

gif you had to

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

The Canadian cavalry

[Dontaaaa]

Isn't the second guy that one YouTuber who gets trolled a lot?

[chubbycrow]

there are a lot of those

[SeekingVirginWife]

All of them with my AK-47.

[chubbycrow]

I'm pretty sure the American alligator can stop a bullet dead in its tracks
although he probably can't move well

[JesseJayNeak]

Canadian is the weakest of the 3