Incidents of rape were way down today. How does this make you feel?

Rape is way down today. How do you feel?
Rape is way down today. How do you feel?

It turns out Donald Trump was busy Wednesday so he was unable to grab women by their privates and rape them like he usually does. So rape rates were way, way down today. Donald was busy because he attended the funeral services of his ex-wife Ivana, whom he also raped.

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Incidents of rape were way down today. How does this make you feel?
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