Do you have any TSA stories?

[Anonymous]

They did a full body pat-down because they detected something in my groin region (a pad).

[DryGermanGuy]

Our security goons are probably not as bad as TSA but still recruits from the bottom of the talent barrel… During hay fever season I had a number of used and unused tissues in my pockets and my goon insisted on putting them all into an extra box and that through an extra x-ray machine. I rolled my eyes and mouthed a silent curse to the ceiling, the federal cop (supervising the goons) laughed and gave me a wink. He knew it was total nonsense. 🙄

[blarenbond]

I had to strip to my underwear because I forgot a flash drive in my small inner pocket. This is over a decade ago when it used to not be such a problem

[ohsheeT]

If that stands for tits sexy ass stories yes I have some

[maximumpower]

Not a one of their female members could be accused of high intelligence or beauty.