Yeah. I remember I ate all the donuts in the container. And then we had to be careful with me and donuts because I'd turn into a donut monster (I was superskinny at the time so not like it was completely a bad thing. lol). 🍩 Me: "I think I'll just have a little bit of this one and this one and... Wait, oh no, they're gone now! I ate all of them!"
A bag of moldy sour cream and onion chips once started flexing its muscles at me, like a wet man emerging from a swimming pool of arousal. It had been nestled between two cartons of rotten eggs and spoiled fish in the cupboard. Absolutely arousing! I couldn't stop myself, I was like a moth to a pungent body odor flame. As I devoured the entire bag, the scent of decay filled the room, like a fish market on a hot summer day. The combination of my smelly socks, stinky feet, and moldy sour cream and onion chips wafted through the air, and I couldn't help but touch myself with a log of Limburger cheese. It was like the symphony of putting spoiled milk and burnt rubber in the garbage disposal together. Each bite bringing me closer to God in a sea of sweaty and desire. It was a snaccident I'll never forget. I felt like that little slut girl on Christian Grey's private jet. 🤢🤮 #rancid #putrid #snaccident
I’m planning on suing these two ice-cream-slangin’ hippie fucks. A pint is too consumable of an amount of ice cream to be daring us with! You’re setting us up for disaster!!!
I went into bulkbarn (it’s like this store that sells wholesale item from candy, soup bases, snacks, pastas) and you basically fill a bag with what you want and pay by weight.
Anyways, I went there to grab a Wilton 5M tip so I can bake cupcakes this weekend. And walked out with $40 (£23) worth of mixed M&M. Maybe 2.5lbs. It’s currently 4:41 AM and I’ve been snacking since midnight. I got maybe 10 left. Although it’s not a box, I’ve most certain gone above and beyond the suggested weekly (forget daily) serving. If the stomach pains don’t get me later today, the lack of energy will.
£5,000 can definitely go a long way for me. Probably pay to have the fat sucked out so I can continue eating M&Ms.
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Absolutely. I'm confessing now. I have a fat kid living inside me and I might have taken down an entire sleeve of girl scout cookies once.
I've eaten an entire packet of biscuits on purpose, but never by accident. That's why I have to stay away from things like biscuits, chocolates and sweets. Once I open the packet I can't just stop at one.
Not so much a snacident but I had a swingcident last night, somehow I went through a full bottle of gin without noticing. I plan to complain to Tescos today and ask for another bottle of Hendricks.
I generally find I don't eat anything by mistake. Except when my wife leaves her peaches out, but she doesn't usually complain
I often eat a complete bag of cookies, or a large pizza. Details please? How do I get compensated for my later displeasure.
No, but I have been involved in a snurprise, saying, "That's all of it?"
Been there, done that.
Those Pringles ads don't lie - once you pop, you can't stop.
Well yes. My box of trail mix was packaged incorrectly and I happened to slip on a raisin, leading to an abrasion on my left buttock!
u couple of nights ago, yes...
ate all the tortillas... just the tortillas, lol
Yup. I may have finished off an entire family size bag of tortilla chips by myself yesterday.
I'm the person who always leaves one or two for the next person in the family who's hungry.
I don't have snaccidents. I eat the whole packet of Tim Tams on purpose.
no, it's not an accident xD i don't ever open a bag of chips without haivng the intend to eat the whole thing xD
Recently I bought some keto snacks and ate more than I expected to because the taste was so good.
For me it’s never a snaccident; it’s pre-meditated.
For me it was a large bag of Ruffles potato chips.
Popcorn chicken snaccident 🙃
My kryptonite is fresh strawberry licorice!
one time I ate 14 boxes of ritz crackers ended up having to go to the hospital
Guilty as charged 😂
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