Let's ask the real question which political side is better in bed?

[Anonymous]

left

right

[MCheetah]

Neither. The right is selfish because they believe in recreational sex and condoms despite ironically being pro-life, so will go hardcore in bed then force you to keep your Oops Baby that they accidentally created by going against their own beliefs and "having sex for fun."

And the left is filled with soyboys, feminists, and E-whores who are too selfish to ever be good in bed. Maybe the gay dudes are selfless lovers, but I wouldn't possibly know.

Anyone who is overly political is guaranteed to be a sh*tty lover because it permeates their personality. And those who try to deny it, likely are bad in bed themselves.

I know; too serious of an answer for a joke question.

[normalice]

In my experience left wing girls give better blow jobs but right wing girls are more receptive to anal. I guess it depends on your preference to say which is "better."

[exitseven]

I think the conservative women are much hotter. I pick right.

[Anonymous]

Independent thinkers who know that both parties are corrupt.

[MCheetah]

THIS.

[OddBeMe]

As proto fascist Brit Mosley said, “Vote Tory, sleep Labor.”

[BarryLiverstone]

Neither. Individuals on both sides are good