Is the reason why so many bearded men with glasses have their mouths wide open when having their picture taken, caused by influencers?

[Anonymous]

We've all noticed the trend of effeminate men who usually have a beard and thick-rimmed glasses (sometimes known as soyboys, numales or bugmen).

It is noted that these people feel the need to have their mouth wide open and make a stupid-looking face when they're being photographed, what is the motivation behind this? A lot of them are very similar - a shallow interest in entry-level "geek media", a lack of masculine characteristics which they compensate for by growing facial hair, and woolly-headed left-wing political beliefs.

Is it all because most of their favourite celebrities which they emulate have their mouths open the whole entire time while having a conversation?

https://www.youtube.com/clip/UgkxmQDmQP3thxo-VV3VKkUWfAkDjTF9DPUP

[OpenClose]

Lol I love the irony.

Imagine being upset at pictures of people with their mouth open, and then calling everyone ELSE the "spineless soyboys".

It's like Steve Crowder or whoever losing his shit at guys covering their mouth. Or guys drinking wine, like they didn't invent the shit and drink it for millennia.

Like, you do you. But I'm gonna keep living my life not so goddamned petrified of even the slightest behavioral deviation. Because I'm not a freaking robot and I have better things to do with my life.

[joeldalton]

It’s so they can receive their wife’s boyfriend’s load.

[MzAsh]

It slims the face, much like how women pout and pucker (duck lips). If not for that reason, I assume it’s to give the impression they have a personality. I don’t particularly find this look attractive, but it’s better than Chad the gym bro’s shirtless selfies any day.

[Minxxie]

Omfg or "Chad" holding up a fish he just caught in his dating profile, so annoying!

[Asker]

They're like both sides of the same coin... how is it masculine to wear shiny colorful gym clothes full of plastic chemicals and beg for attention on social media?

[Anonymous]

Because #theycantbreathe

It's a common vaccine side effect.

[Minxxie]

Maybe they're just having more fun than the average incel who spends their time obsessing over finding flaws in other men to make themselves feel better or superior in some way.

It's hilarious how men will often claim that women are so catty and bitchy to other women and then they turn around and write entire essays about how some men's selfies aren't manly enough for their liking.

Sure, they kind of look like dorky dads trying to get their kid to "smile big!" for a picture but that's hardly the end of the world.

Go read a book or something!

I would suggest "On the Shortness of Life" by Lucius Seneca

[Asker]

Nah. First of all you sound like you didn't even read it. The text is to emphasize the correlation of liberal politics with loss of testosterone. Though not exactly a post dedicated to gay frogs. Also the clip linked to a cringe compilation where they sell poop and others eat it, and that type of shit. To show how sad it's become.
And the text in this question is almost completely copied from a random reddit post I accidentally landed on.

[Minxxie]

You are really overexplaining yourself here and it's sus. The poop thing has everything to do with porn-sickness and nothing to do with bearded men smiling and politics that you personally don't agree with.

The whiniest men I have ever met have always been conservative tbh, you included!

Voting liberal doesn't give men erectile dysfunction and brainwash them into disgusting fetishes, but porn sure does! Men are out here drooling over mindless pornography for hours and rewiring their brains to be unable to find fulfillment in anything else and you're scared of some happy men who have no idea you even exist?

[Asker]

No no no... you are over explaining it... let me explain why...

[Agagagagaga]

@Minxxie “The whiniest men I have ever met have always been conservative tbh, you included.”

Really? Because I always thought the biggest whiners were twenty-something year old Liberal White women. Wait... don’t they have a name for you all?

[Asker]

@Agagagagaga I never ever subscribed to either side of politics, but they're pushing me to the right.

[Minxxie]

@Agagagagaga Yeah, because most of the conservative men I know are old and working dead-end jobs, whining about how nobody wants to be around them because they judge everyone they come into contact with, and they hate their lives. Nobody is straight enough or manly enough or Christian enough or white enough for the privilege of being treated with basic human decency by a bitter conservative weirdo... so shocker! They end up super lonely!

They all parrot the same five thoughts as well, it's embarrassing to watch. "Higher education bad! The pandemic was a scam!! YoUnG PEOPlE BaD, GAy PEOpLE BAD, WAHMEN BAAAAD ANd I Hate MY WiFE!!'

Any man who disagrees with them is automatically feminine or gay

Any woman who disagrees with theM is automatically a whore or gay

Anyone they don't like is a snowflake, "libtard", or a "sjw" It's so goofy how there are so many grown men spending their time thinking up these silly little nicknames for people they don't like as if they are still 8-year-old bullies on the playground.

You people are boring at this point because having an original thought is frowned upon in conservative circles.

[Asker]

Diagnosed you with the catholic schoolgirl syndrome.

[Minxxie]

Sure, I'm not wasting any more time on you.
Feel free to suck each other off now <3

[Agagagagaga]

@Minxxie Who are you again? 🤷‍♂️ Oh, probably some entitled whiny 20-something Liberal.

Ugh. It’s even worse than I thought. You’re Canadian. 🤦‍♂️

[jennifer_bloom]

I told my cousin she looked like an insect in her designer glasses and I told my uncle he looks like a turtle so this also applies to women and men without beards.

[Anonymous]

What's weird is that someone spent many, many hours tracking down all these photos. That's someone with no life and way too much time on their hands.

[Asker]

That's a valid hypothesis. However I think whoever made this collage could have made it at least 10 times bigger in under 10 minutes, all they had to do was stumble upon a liberal community.

[LazerBean]

My husband calls it the "chronic redditor smile".

[Asker]

Do either of you sell poop for others to eat?

[Asker]

Also in case if that opinion had anything to do with this post being mostly copied from reddit, fyi I've spent in total no more than maybe an hour, maximum two, of time visiting reddit, ever.

[LazerBean]

Lol no, not a bad idea though. And no I wasn't saying anything pretentious about the post, I was being serious. Its a good question.

[Asker]

You think it is a good idea? It might be beneficial actually. Some may remember my question from months ago, if they voted before it was removed for being offensive... called "what was your longest miscarriage, or abortion?" Where I shared that I had an unexpected miscarriage that appeared to be at least 6 feet tall. It had some poll options such "under 1 foot" or even "over 6 feet." But the last poll option was "I've never noticed tapeworms in my stool."
Now if I think about it, the possible eggs I may pass on... could populate a libtards intestines. And it's good because they say "the stomach is the second brain, has more neurons than the head." Won't they benefit and become smarter from more life inside their second brain?

[Asker]

Crap. I tried to reply to make this thread the longest, so it gets selected as superb opinion after I chose anon's and joeldalton's.

[Guy13]

Look at me….