I am the most lazy person ever. I will end up homeless soon. What to do?

[Anonymous]

What can i do?

I hate working really. I even hate to type these sentences right now, even it feels like working. I only got $250 in my bank account. After a week, i will start starving and end up homeless. How to survive when i am homeless?

[Aerissa_Jade]

Try using one of those suicide pods

If you still want to live, you need to find a way to be productive, as you can't live for free.

Well there is one way to live for free if you want to do it, commit some crimes and go to prison, then you can live for free.

[EmmaMary]

Congratulations on winning a Troll of the day award.

[Asker]

Not troll you idiot. Which state do you live

[EmmaMary]

Thank you for the insult... Fortunately I do not live in any "State".

[Asker]

I will come to the UK and your city then, please help me Emma. Emma is my favorite name by the way.

[EmmaMary]

LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣

[Asker]

If you gimme food, I will massage you, clean your home, take your dog for a walk, and do everything for you :)

[EmmaMary]

But you've told everyone that you're a lazy, bone idled layabout... Why the sudden change? 😂😂😂

[Asker]

Becoz you are a girl and you will be my motivation. I will starve thanks to you, and you will always motivate me :)

[Asker]

My baby girl. Still waiting for you

[EmmaMary]

Thank you for the MHO.

[Asker]

Wanna lick your pussy

[Guy13]

You should go see a psychologist as it seems you have some depressive tendencies.

[AddylynnNightingale]

I'd look for charities, shelters and the like.

[EmmaMary]

@AddylynnNightingale

Better still than being a parasite, he got off his lazy bone idled backside, and looked for work.

[AddylynnNightingale]

@EmmaMary He found something?

[EmmaMary]

@AddylynnNightingale

Not to my knowledge he hasn't.

[FreyaRed]

Become an alcoholic just for stereotype

[joeldalton]

better learn how to hunt.