A woman can only really claim to be "traditional" if she is thin, a virgin?

A woman can only really claim to be "traditional" if she is thin, a virgin, and has good, pleasant manners, with no tattoos or piercings other than the ear lobes, and no hair dye. She also has to wear dresses, no pants. Yeah, I don't see a whole lot of traditional ladies. Even the senior citizens wear pants and have Justin Bieber haircuts these days.

What do y'all consider traditional woman?

A woman can only really claim to be "traditional" if she is thin, a virgin?
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