Vulcans speak fluent English.
Klingons speak the queen's English.
Ferengi are trillions of miles from Earth, and they speak English.
Romulans are magnificent English speakers.
But yet in Los Angeles, 223 languages are spoken. I realize that Americans were never smart enough to declare an official language, but if it's not too late, what about choosing the language on stop signs?
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In the immortal words of Alan Jay Lerner (who went to my high school, by the way) spoken by Rex Harrison playing Professor Higgins in My Fair Lady, regarding English, "... in America, they haven't used it for years!"
https://www.youtube.com/embed/jhninL_G3FgThat was hilarious. I love how the man talking stood his ground with the woman. An incel on GAG would have caved to her, but he went the other way. lol And you could tell she loved it. You could try to explain that on this site, but it would be a waste of time. A guy on here asked why women prefer a dom to a sub. I've read a lot about this, and I told him that a trillion years ago, when a dragon rolled into the village, did the cave woman want a sub cave husband or a dom. It's really just that simple.
It's ingrained into the reptilian cortex of the brain. You don't have to like it or agree with it, but it's not going to change anytime soon. My brother's dog loves to jump in the lake and retrieve the ball. But his cat doesn't. What a dumb cat. lol
lmao! Keep it coming my friend.
A young feller in the country was walking down the road, and he passed an older fell in his rocking chair on the porch.
Farmer: Hey, boy, where you going with that chicken wire?
Young Dude: Sir, I’m fixin’ to catch me some chickens. You’re welcome to come with me.
Farmer: No, I’m good, but thanks.
(Later that evening the young dude comes back with a gunny sack filled with something)
Farmer: Boy, what you got in that gunny sack?
Young dude: I got me a whole mess of chickens.
(The next day the young dude was walking past the farmer)
Farmer: Boy, where the hell are you going with all that duct tape?
Young dude: Sir, I’m fixin’ to catch me some ducks. Would you like to come with me?
Farmer: No, I’m not going to waste my time.
(Later that evening the young dude comes back with a gunny sack full of something)
Farmer: Son, what you got in that gunny sack.
Young dude: Sir, I got me a whole bunch of ducks.
(The next day the young dude walks by the farmer with a bunch of branches under his arm)
Farmer: Boy, where you going with all those branches?
Young dude: Sir, I don’t believe they’re branches. Some folks call them pussy willows. Would you like to come with me?
Farmer: Yeah, what the hell, let me grab my hat.
I wanted to ask this as a question about skeptical people, but I’m sure it would be deleted as trolling. lol
roflmao! If only it were that easy.
It would be deleted because they wouldn't get it.
Hot damn that's awesome.
A GAG mod walks into a restaurant, and the sign says : "All you can eat for $5.00."
Hostess: That will be $5.00, ma'am.
Mod: Just give me 10 bucks worth.
Hostess: Ma'am, but it's all you can eat for five bucks.
Mod: I know, but I'm really hungry.
Bahahaha
If they all spoke their own language you would have to read closed captions and miss half of the action. Then you would be complaining why these aliens don't speak English. Maybe they had universal translators implants in their yap.
I would hate to be a cop in LA. On the Democratic presidential debate stage, they were all asked to raise their hand if they think English should be the official language in America. How many hands do you think were raised?
Perfect examples. They learned English and you can see how far their civilizations advanced. Everyone here complains about grammar and spelling and society is filling with crime and mental illness and homelessness.
I had a reply removed for grammar, for posting in Mandarin Chinese. The next day three people did the same, but that was OK.
Can you imagine being a cop in LA, and a guy points a gun at you, but doesn't speak English?
Cop: Hold on, time out. Let me get out my electronic translator and try and figure out what to say.
Bullets only speak one language…. zip
Bullets are good at their language. lol