Have you heard any funny lawyer / hamster jokes lately?

[jennifer_bloom]

Apparently the hamster says my mom and I call our butler hundreds of times a day

My response was, not even a gorilla eats hundreds of times a day

I wonder how stupid somebody would have to view themselves to hire this lawyer hamster to defend them in court

Updates

+1 y

The average gorilla eats 40 pounds a day, so they would call their butler 40-80 times a day

[purplepoppy]

lawyer parks his brand-new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues.

As he's getting out of the car, lorry comes flying along too close to the curb and takes off the door before speeding off.

Distraught, the lawyer grabs his cell and calls the Police. Five minutes later, the police arrive.
Before the officer has a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer starts screaming hysterically,
"My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined! No matter how long it's in the shop, it simply will never be the same again!"

After the lawyer finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust.

"I can't believe how materialistic you bloody lawyers are," he says. "You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life."

"How can you say such a thing at a time like this?" snaps the lawyer.

The policeman replies, "Didn't you notice your arm was torn off?"

The lawyer looks down in horror and screams, Where's my bloody Rolex?"

[-Mad-]

I was talking to your enemies AKA frenemies and they told me to tell you that you’re Asian