Can you guess what's inside the newest object we shot down today over Alaska/Canadian border?

[sage2021]

Yes, 😂 another object is trying to spy on the USA. This time we blew it up a lot sooner than the Chinese balloon.

[FunkyMonkee]

First I've heard of it! Ummmm, was it a pinata? Did a bunch of candy and toys come spilling out?

[es20490446e]

Yes.

[NewsReader]

Covid-23 Duh!

[Lliam]

It was a dastardly new North Korean bio-weapon. A balloon full of Kim Jong-un's own, personal, kim chi enhanced flatulence was sent into the jet stream to fly over the U. S. A. He knew that, once over its homeland, the U. S. would shoot it down, releasing the noxious fumes over its skies.

"Bwahahahaha In your face, pig dogs. I fart in you're general direction. I dishonor you with my stink balloon."

[Sixgunsound]

I'll tell you exactly what was in the balloon: an attempt by the resident to salvage his domestic and International man card after being so completely humiliated by China previously.

[Sixgunsound]

What's even more pathetic is the obvious desperation his propaganda press corps has when attempting to prop up the LEAST popular or clean president of all time.

[Surely]

We may never know the truth.
Might have been loaded with cocaine for Hunter. Special delivery from his friends in China!
Since fentanyl is so deadly. I wonder what would happen if they used a balloon to dust it over the US?

[Guardian45]

My money is on a Russian UAV (surveillance drone).

[Stressyalaire]

It could be treated as a little fox hunt game to see who catches it first.

[MadAndBankrupt]

!!!

[es20490446e]

It was Sputnik version 2, sent by Putin to see if America is buying gas.

[Slingblade1126]

A lifetime supply of bras for Chef Culo.

[Wallythewalrus]

The balloon wasn't big enough. It was only the size of a small car.

[Cassie88]

This deserves the MHO! :D

[Guardian45]

Whaaaat?

[Guardian45]

@Wallythewalrus. Latest one is NOT a balloon.

[es20490446e]

@Guardian45 Many women have breast that look balooney.

[Cassie88]

Chocolates?

[Guardian45]

Dark?

[Cassie88]

@Guardian45 Dark is good, but I prefer milk chocolate.

[Guardian45]

MMMMM DARK CHOCOLATE! YUM-YUM YUMMY!🥵🤪👍

[SaoirseS]

Ramen noodles

[es20490446e]

First was weather, now is ramen.