Do you agree with me that air is poisonous, but it just takes a hundred years to kill you?

[Gummy_Cluster]

I don't have proof, and I don't know who's behind this, but I'm going to get to the bottom of it.

I have a few ideas who's doing this, but I'd rather not say at this point.

Updates

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Two minutes and blocked to morons that don't know a joke when they see it.

Updates

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two lol

[exitseven]

No, the air is okay. It is the radiation that is killing us.

[Gummy_Cluster]

Good to know.

[exitseven]

keep the tin foil hat on when you go outside.

[Gummy_Cluster]

I'm making one right now.

[exitseven]

Thanks for the MHO😎

[Gummy_Cluster]

Sure thing.

[ShiftingMonke]

I wonder what the lethal dose of air is..

[Gummy_Cluster]

More than a teaspoon.

[ShiftingMonke]

*gasp*

[SnowedIn]

Gummy, 100% of humans who breathe air die! You are right! Frankly, I'm glad that I'm going to get 76 years. That's the average for men in my family.

I don't know who told you this was a joke, but this is serious! It involves DEATH. I mean, it's not as serious as the thickness of slices of Genoa salami, but it's serious. With a capital 'S'. Although I didn't capitalize it because I didn't want panic. Or confusion that it might be a Place as in Person, Place, or Thing.

Do you think the air is bad for the gerbils? I'm concerned about mine.

[Gummy_Cluster]

It was just a meme. I've made thousands of them, but I can't post them. They were custom made for husbands. You can't even post a gerbil meme on here.

[Rosexøxø]

I was gonna share a my take on this, but it’s true. Oxygen does kill us.

It’s a tragic thing. We can’t really breathe in hydrogen or any other gases. Oxygen is the best bet we have from the periodic table, but it does certainly kill us.

*cue the violins* 🎻

[Gummy_Cluster]

I like people with a sense of humor. Good job. It's hard to believe I had to block the first two dorks that called me, stupid, but it's the nature of the beast. :)

[Rosexøxø]

Lol call me crazy, but I was being totally serioso 😂

[Gummy_Cluster]

When in Rome...

[Kaneki05]

Fun fact oxygen is poison just that we evolved around because plants decided to go the route of producing it. I've listened to multiple scientists explain that it's actually odd that plants did such a thing and species followed when it would of been better the other way around or something to that effect.

[Gummy_Cluster]

It's horrible.

[NostalgiaSenpi]

It's the water and the food we eat, too. Only way to not die is to not eat, drink or breathe. I think you're on to something. If I recycle the air, and urine I produce into breathable air and drinkable water, there is going to be only one thing to worry about, instead of the deadly trifecta.

[Gummy_Cluster]

I've stopped drinking water and eating.

[FunkyMonkee]

Saliva causes cancer but, only when swallowed in small amounts over a prolonged period of time.

[Gummy_Cluster]

This is why we like the funky man from funky town.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhzy7JaU2Zc

[Surely]

Everything will kill you in the wrong quantities. Just add a doctor if you want to go sooner!
But the government knows?

[Gummy_Cluster]

Doctors are the worst.

[convo_king89]

It’s not the air, its the magnetic waves from the clouds.

[Gummy_Cluster]

I hate the beams.

[convo_king89]

The beams from the alien space shop inside the cloud to beam you up for the sexual experiment for them to reproduce and create a hybrid race.

[Massageman]

"Air" is not poisonous. For some, the stuff IN the air can be harmful. But, even slightly dirty oxygen is better than none.

[CuriousMufuxka]

A hundred? Nah that takes too long. My liquor and cigars seem to be doing a better job. Thanks a lot air!

[PatriceONeal]

I told you guys to evacuate Ohio..

[Gummy_Cluster]

Next time I will listen.

[PatriceONeal]

No joke they're chernobly going on onmmin Ohio if anyone cares no they dont

[PatriceONeal]

There's

[MementoMori777]

Yes, chemtrails

[ERB62]

No I don't