Which of the following countries would you say is the best for retiring and laying low as an American expat?

Best country in the sense of cost of living, low taxes, culture that respects privacy and hard work, the government being affordable to bribe with US dollars to leave you alone, and so on.
Brazil
Mexico
Colombia
The Philippines
Dominican Republic
Liechtenstein
Others
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Which of the following countries would you say is the best for retiring and laying low as an American expat?
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