Would you be more intimidated by an Alligator or Florida Man?

[Anonymous]

Alligator

Florida Man

Others

[BeMuse]

I've seen stories of out of state criminals trying to breaking into Florida homes only to turn tuck tail and run from Florida Man and then end up trying to hide in some cat tails near a lake as Florida man pursued only to be bitten by and alligator and taken to the bottom of the lake to be drown. Don't bring drama to Florida or prance around in water plants at night thinking no one sees you.

[OlderAndWiser]

Are you one of those people who simply believes caricatures and stereotypes instead of thinking for yourself? Tell me what state is your home.

[Asker]

Are you one of those people who takes life too seriously, has no sense of humor, and can't take a joke?

[OlderAndWiser]

No, not at all! I'd like to make a joke about all the men in your state, but now YOU don't seem to be interested in "humor."

[LazerBean]

Florida men are way more trustworthy than the average libral.

[Pterodon]

What does a man from Florida have anything to do with anything. Funny you don’t mention someone from NYC or Chicago

[Dargil]

Ahh. A new Leftist mental disorder Florida Derangement Syndrome. Please, don't move there and fukk up the state by voting Democrat.

[MementoMori777]

I approve the florida man memes on here

Florida man approved ☑

[Iron_Man]

Not really an alligator some are laying the board walks when we walk around in the Everglades

[Rangers]

I'm not at all intimidated by either