Can you assuage human suffering with nunga-nungas?

As babies, we all come into the world with the natural desire to clasp our lips around a teet. But as we age, we are weened away from the solace of milk jugs. We are told 'An apple a day keeps the doctor away.' -- LIES!!!

What if we could end war, poverty, and cruelty by milking dairy pillows on a daily basis. Can human suffering find its ultimate cure with a daily dose of nunga-nungas?

Can you assuage human suffering with nunga-nungas?
Can you assuage human suffering with nunga-nungas?
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