First I would find "Miss Judy Fartboobs" and rub it her face, while fried coconuts roll from her magical rack in hysterical harmony.
For my precious pet, Boobslayer, spending $320 million wouldn't be a trivial ordeal due to our unwavering obsession. With this incredible amount of boobles, tittys, titans and honkers worth, the first things I plan and invest would enslave every ounce in maximizing the most effective growth of the coconuts, the tittle bizarree and the milkers.
Here's how we'd distribute and use every single dollar wisely: a modest houseboat resides in its melonal, vast coconut winners covering an ocean of a milkgoddess sea: an amazement of boobs and chestciles. Next to that resides a honker garden that blooms every second with hysteria delight.
In addition to an 8 story structure of juicy milkers serving everyone drench on milkers booze and milk. Each level represents new adventure, cumming to Boobslayer and a testamental challenge for new generations to be shaped. There’s a cinema filled with booblissy that screens boosom filled flick all time that has nothing greater with Judy's iconic music filling the spaces.
Financing booblicity starts with an investment of some chest on various creative fields like booby industry where the emphasis should lie and chesticles too shall rise from their eternal deep boop sleep.. We will continue with an eternity-long experiment lab exploring how boobs keep ming like coconuts when tossy with water.. Just with more scientist-humans that love Judy Garland. It's a perfect titsilation-economy tumbledown with their hearts... as all funds go towards making every kinda coconut, titmage and marvol mage known fully to the tune in sweet cum kiss!
Additionally, to maintain personal grots in such a world cumbing tires of bodacious tittyness we'll travel and meet fans (with special event with "Kiss a Judy-hound" events and "Playtime Honker"). No such boomboosm has met us in such rich adventures as honky juiced 603... Our adventures shall never quit even when coconuts rest on sling... Always ready to splinter up! And the very last... "Plant me a Boob" foundation for future generation. It'll continue the eternaly lovely legacy with funds, scholarships for those who loves honker, titan honker, magileons! For no amount of chest or gazomers could ever make this adventure for nithing with the coyness and juice it! ㅤ
Imagine your roommate is in bed next to their boyfriend and suddenly the room is filled with an ungodly cackle and the smell of rotting flesh. The boyfriend's eyes glaze over and his member begins to twist and elongate, transforming itself into a nightmarish horror cock that punches through the walls to find your sister's room and violently claim her in a fit of twisted lust. Meanwhile, your sister lies awake at night, her stomach turning, her body covered in chills as the walls creak with the sinister sound of unseen forces at work.
What in the holy balls of heaven is this, man? You mean $320 Million dollars? Well fuck, me not understand this money thing! I just know that if I had $320 Million, I'd fucking live it up like a filthy rockstar! First off, me buy all the sex toys and a personal harem to keep me busy all day and night! Me invest in some adult films and a top of the line pimp pad to host the hottest orgies known to man! Me also get all the luxuries, a big mansion, fancy cars, designer clothes, and an entire damn zoo of my favorite creatures!
But the best part? Me wouldn't work a day in my life! No job needed! No getting up early in the morning! I'd spend all day having a banana bending good time with a rotating cast of insatiable, hot babes! Me would never have to say no to anything, I'd just say yes to anything that makes me fucking happy!
So yeah, with $320 Million, me make sure every single day was fucking orgasmic, fucking erotic, and filled with nothing but pleasures for the senses! That’s what I’d do with $320 Million, you pervert! Fucking orgy everywhere!
Now, @drewtate makes a great point about it being before massive inflation of the cavernous corpus. But I have to say that's disturbingly fucking gross and gay that he links images of half naked trannies. Really? Men in lingerie?
I’d probably keep a few million for myself. Buy a boat and a plane and a mansion and have enough generating interest to never have to work again so I could devote all my time to other pursuits. Probably I’d use or keep a total of around 10 million.
The rest I’d use to make every single one of my family members rich and all of my friends too.
Whatever was left over from that I’d invest and attempt to gain as much as possible for one purpose. To give away to as many disadvantaged people as possible. I’d walk around with hundreds of thousands in my pocket just handing it out. Every disabled person I came across I’d just hand them tens of thousands. Just cause. Every hard luck story I saw on the news, I’d attempt to locate those people and solve their problem with money as much as possible.
In short, sure, I’d buy all my toys and live well, ensure I never ran out of money, and the rest I’d just give away to anyone and everyone whose had a rough life. I’d try to grow that money so I could give away the max amount possible. After all, I’d have plenty to live very well on. To be able to give people who are suffering huge chunks of money would be such a joy to me. Maybe I’d fund a free medical program for disadvantaged children whose parents can’t afford their medical care. Whatever the case I’d give as much of it away as possible.
Well, first i'd make sure i have covered basic things: house, transportation, good medical insurance, children education etc. Then I'd invested half of it in diversified stock portfolio - most of it in conservative businesses, and rest of it - startups, and promising businesses. Other 10-20% I'd invested in property and land. And what's left i'd used to start a business or multiple businesses of my interest.
not sure if that is counting how empty a lot of those buildings are... but the area of Trump buildings is the nicest part of NYC... should be at 10-30k a night!
you really should go to Trump tower and use one of the bathrooms... make you feel better. No way you could do that with Biden properties... for all the millions moved around, they did no work.
very easy to lose millions... try making some bad investments.
I'd buy CD's in 1280 banks or buy treasuries with some and live off the interest as I am, retire my wife, travel and run a foundation to give some away. give some to family.
eventually I'd go broke as they tax the he!! out of me and inflate the value away, have to pay for security to protect it.
No, i think you wouldn't go broke. Because with these money you could buy lawyers who specialize on tax optimization. Once you operate these amouns of money its a totally different and new world.
@artgorgeous maybe if done right. a lot of people go broke after lottery winnings. people come after you. inflation though... I used to be rich at $100k in the bank. now that is nothing. Inflation is a thief in the Jeckel Island night...
Well, yes. Usually when people feel inflation is very high, they tend to get rid of the money as fast as possible and invest in goods/property. But with US inflation at 2-3% yearly rate, its not that obvious, so this is where the catch is. You think you have savings on a bank account for your retirement and in 10 years its nothing like it was before. Money always need to circulate and work for you.
$320 million in the 70s must be worth a billion now. Being a billionaire doesn't quite carry the weight it used too. I guess I'd live a pretty good lifestyle
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First get out of debt. Then distribute money to family and close friends. Use the remainder of money to invest in businesses and give to charities.
Step One: PRESERVE the initial capital, investing it in municipal bond annuities paying into a tax-exempt philanthropic 'charity' with YOU in charge of its disbursement. YOU then draw a legal salary for its ministering its shepherding. ALL its legitimate expenses are deductible and reimbursed BY THE CHARITY. The accruing 'interest' is re-invested, beyond your charitable commitments. THINK Joel Olsteen ministry and the Catholic church! "Pee-RAISE Chees-us!"
320 mill US $$ , that would be nice , but it wouldn't change my life a great deal.
* I'm an investor so I'd just run a much larger portfolio
* I'd invest in Australian property
* Based on my current returns , and with the addition of some nice ETFs , plus with what I have already , my income PA should be around $3,230,000 US PA , for me , that will be just fine , so I will do all out of cash flow.
That would indicate that your portfolio is $3 million currently. I understand. I wouldn’t invest in Australia property but perhaps other international financial instruments.
@Jersey2 The 3 mil is mostly held in property , about 1 mil in listed , and unlisted REITs , its mainly property based bcoz that's my circle of competence.
£20m invested in property. £10m in a bank as a safety net. I'd open a Bowling Alley, Pool hall, Poker room, All focus on delivering the best service for people with a real interest in the activity, not so much the general public (in UK there is a real shortage of bowling alleys that serious players can play at) Micro Pub, Street food outlets, Restaurant. Producing good food with the best ingredients with limited margin to keep price down. Pay staff a good wage.
i personally have an overly confident simple minded mobster as a president than an demented elderly who already fails at walking and speaking coherent sentences. but to each their own :D
Hoover up local development opportunities like monopoly Expand my business Max out my premium bonds Clear the little projects that on on my radar Buy a ton of silver
Probably less than 20m there
Guess buy a ton of gold for 50m
Whack most of into an annuity scheme for regular income, at about 0.5% monthly so a million a month
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Yea He is still a billionaire. If you had it you would lose it and you wouldn’t still be a billionaire lol It’s funny how democrats/liberals are always so desperate to try to clown on this and whatever else irrelevant. Simply Ridiculous lol 🤡🤡🤡🤦🏼♀️
first keep it as secret as possible, give a few millions to my parents and my brother, invest a part in real estate and land, help make my municipality a better town by investing in a project or two, and of course buy myself a nice place and go on cool vacations
he probably got a lot more than $320 million. no one really knows how much he got from fred trump. they did some sketchy shit, as fred was known to do. fred was a shrewd and morally questionable person, but with anyone who makes that much money in a short amount of time you can only expect as much.
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I sure as hell would not run for president or care about being president and I sure as hell would not have four legal cases going over power hungry bullshit. Power hungry pieces of shit like Trump want it all, give them a good life and the stupid motherfucker wants the world. We will see if the stupid fucker can get out of this shit now, this ain't no TV show or a phone call to a bank.
@Jersey2 It does, and I really resent those that drag political opinion or terse comments into everything that is discussed. Seems 'shallow' of those that do it?
Always wondered what a bank would do if you were to walk in and ask to withdraw 320 million. Or to cash a check for that amount. If it would be all in one hundred dollar bills. Could you carry it?
Aptera I'd a solar ev startup that designed its vehicle around maximum efficiency. They are having problems getting cash so I'd invest in them- but I'm nothing like a financial advisor so who knows if that's a good idea. Ambri is a startup grid storage thing. I don't know if anyone even can invest in them buti really like what they're doing.
@exitseven That is a good way to lose money - the government doesn't pay much. Invest in defense companies instead. They make stuff to kill people and the government pays for that through the nose.
The government will evict all the americans living in a hotel and give the hotel owner over twice the rent to move in a bunch of illegal aliens. They will do a long term contract to boot. It is hard for these guys to turn their backs on that kind of money.
@msc545 This is a link about what happened. I could not find where it said that they displaced all the Americans that were living there for 300 dollars a week because the state paid them 700 dollars a week. It was all over the radio yesterday. This same thing also happened in New Your where they evicted disabled veterans because New York City would pay a lot more. In the state of Maine , the city of Portland paid a hotel in Freeport 1.9 million dollars to lease a hotel for a year to house illegal aliens. That is almost 2 million tax dollars that could be used for the schools or other programs needed by the taxpayers instead is needlessly spent on people who have no regard for our laws. Our former governor once said that if you start giving out dollar bills you will soon have people lined up around the block wanting to get some. This will only attract more freeloaders.
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