Why Do People Who Oppose Putin in Russia have Such an Unfortunate Tendency to Fall off Balconies?

[Siri137]

Pure coincidence? Were they all drunk (alcoholism is a real problem in Russia)? Suicide? Vertigo?

Surely there must be an answer, but I just can't seem to find what they all had in common.

[Anonymous]

Probably because he’s a super-villlain...

[Anonymous]

Same reason people who are a danger to the Clinton's commit suicide, die in car accidents, or die from turbulence.

[Anonymous]

or they get poisoned or shot

Its pretty sad

[DryGermanGuy]

Just because the KGB is now called the FSB it does not mean that their methods have changed… ☠️☠️☠️

[slatyb]

LOL. Some of them get into plane crashes, or are poisoned by mysterious assassins.

[KostasKouvalis]

They were protesting too hard. I've seen those videos. Those Eastern European protesters are always scaling walls and balconies

[Veles]

Because gravity is on Putin's side.

[AviatorTom]

Maybe they should stop drinking that KGB vodka...

[Mansearching]

Hmmm... I wonder

[MaxUsefull]

Of course, Russia is a mafia state

[Anonymous]

Vertigo