What do you think of Columbus Day?

[Daniela1982]

The Ballad of Christopher Clodumbus.

In fourteen hundred ninety-two Columbus sailed the galley,
He roamed the streets in his bare feet and pissed in every ally.
All night long, from midnight on. . .

He went to queen Isabell and asked for ships and cargo,
and he swore by the head of his big dick he'd bring her back Chicago.
All night long, from midnight on. . .

With forty men and three small ships he sailed the broad Atlantic
And while offshore they spied a whore and all the men grew frantic
All night long, from midnight on. . .

All the men jumped overboard and pulled off their shirts and collars,
In fifteen minutes that dad damned whore made a million dollars
All night on, from midnight on. . .

Columbus had a cabin boy, he loved him like a brother,
and every night down in their racks they'd cornhole one another!
All night long, from midnight on. . .

That cabin boy, that cabin boy, that dad gum little snipper,
he lined his ass with broken glass and circumcised the skipper.
All night long, and now long gone. . !

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I swear! The people on this site have no clue what humor is. Why do I waste my time?

[GreenLanternI0I]

First thing first, Columbus didn't discover America, Indians were already living here, meaning Indians got to this land somehow first. So Indians actually the very first ones who discovered America, but we all know what happened to them and their history. Also, Vikings got to this land way waaaaay before Columbuses first birthday. Basically no matter how you look at American history, it is a 100% lie.

[Daniela1982]

Well, let's just say the first to be discovered by civilized people. Besides, before white men Indians used to raid and kill each other and take prisoners to be used as slaves. But do they get dinged for having slavery? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Massageman]

"Native" Americans came over on the Asian-Alaskan land bridge and moved southward to populate North America. There were no indigenous peoples in N. A.

[exitseven]

It was always one of my favorite holidays when I used to get the day off from work. Half the time it would be a nice late summer beach day. The beach would be deserted because most people have to work on that day

[exitseven]

Thanks for the MHO😎

[Anonymous]

Woke politics love changing dates and history!

Makes them feel important but so frowned upon by every one.

[Daniela1982]

How was history changed?

[Opinion Owner]

It's not Columbus Day any more! It's indeginous peoples day.

[Daniela1982]

I never heard that. It still says Columbus Day on my Calander. 😮

[Jennz6]

It’s Extra money for the Holiday, I don’t care about the politics

[Opinion Owner]

@Jennz6 my job they are forcing us to say it. So dumb 🙄

[Jennz6]

They were horny after the long voyage, all I think about is the Holiday pay

[Sargentcaptain]

I was gonna say 'in before retards start saying muh Indians already lived/ muh Vikings already discovered', yet a retard has beaten me to it.

[YesterdaysChild]

You snooze, you lose.

[Daniela1982]

Wait! Were you a sergeant or a captain? Like The Captain of Her Heart?

[Anonymous]

I think it should be celebrated more because it makes woke people mad. In the fantasy world that exists only inside their minds, the Western hemisphere was peaceful and perfect until Columbus came along and ruined it.

[Exterminatore]

I love it because Woke people get all upset about it.

[Exterminatore]

I also hope Elisabeth Warren enjoys celebrating Indigenous Peoples day as the woke folk call it with the rest of her tribe.

[Alex8736]

It might kinda biased but my family immigrated from Naples and I have always celebrated it with cuisine from the old country 😇

[888theGreat]

Just another day I guess I won't get any mail

[Anonymous]

Don’t really give a fuck about that day. Another bullshit holiday like the rest

[MasterKS]

All night long, from midnight on. . .

[Sparkie460]

It's just another work day for me

[Nifrayu]

I think nothing of it.