Should incels be drafted into the mililtary?

[ChefPapiChulo]

Updates

+1 y

put them in the front lines.

Updates

+1 y

"Did you know that's actually a real thing now? There are chat rooms set up specifically for women who are interested in having an opportunity to tease guys who have never had sex and are utterly miserable as a result."

i hope so.

[Drewtate]

Most incels and Liberals in general are too fat to be drafted. We did a training exercise with the IDF a while back and the first thing we noticed is that nobody is fat or obese in Israel at least nobody under 40. The average women there were gorgeous compared to average American women. No wonder Liberals hate Israel so much.

[strateguy632]

oy vey that is as ugly as the story of jew king david and bath sheva husband.

certainly not draft.

[Drewtate]

David was a Hebrew king to be more accurate. Hebrews split into two groups after the death of King David's son Solomon basically the Samritians in Samaria (northern Israel) and Jews in Judea (southern Israel). Jews and samartians have basically the same beliefs up until the Jewish exile, so biblical figures like Ester or Daniel are not part of Samartian religion.

[HippoDino]

Everytime i see something from you I think wow he really just gets dumber and dumber by each post.

[ChefPapiChulo]

you're going to the front lines buddy.

[Billlewis]

I'm not sure about that, but there has to be some way to harness their formidable sexual frustration into a productive way to serve society.

[Billlewis]

Maybe there's a way to give them jobs being tease victims for young women who are curious about viciously prick teasing them. Did you know that's actually a real thing now? There are chat rooms set up specifically for women who are interested in having an opportunity to tease guys who have never had sex and are utterly miserable as a result. Obviously, there would have to be some form of compensation, aside from their salaries, but that could probably be arranged in some manner. In theory, if they worked for a sufficient length of time, a portion of their earnings could be placed into an account, similar to a 401k, and then at some point, they'd be permitted to go to Nevada and sow their oars with professional sex workers.

[Drewtate]

One thing the military teaches recruits now because Americans are all so fat & unfit especially women is how to train and how to eat healthy, a whole year is spent now getting recruits into shape for basic training.

[Snakeyes7]

How is incel defined in this situation? How long does having sex make you immune from the label?

[Billlewis]

There would likely be a panel or committee to review the individual and make a determination as to the severity of both their incel status as well as the length of their affliction, and then ultimately render a verdict, similar to the court system. Only in this case, instead of a possible prison sentence, the subject would be effectively employed by the state or municipality in which they reside. Upon accruing the requisite amount of money needed for their transfer to Nevada, they would be taken on a junket and allowed to take an extended vacation of sorts, on which they would have access to a wide variety of female sex workers to provide a weeks long infusion of sexual activity to address their long standing malady of futility.

[Snakeyes7]

@Billlewis That sounds like a lot of work for a government that is looking to draft guinea pigs for war.

[Billlewis]

They should never be sent to war. That was the idea that the author of the post came up with.

[Snakeyes7]

@Billlewis That's not what his update says.

[Billlewis]

Alright, alright, I'm not trying to reinvent the wheel here;). You're welcome to add a chapter yourself if you want.

[RedInnocent68]

To defend half the population, that they admittedly hate? Nope. They should be exempt from the draft for mental disorder.

[gorydetails]

you’d better hope not. You don’t look good in green.

[petera1987]

Do you think you'd make a good soldier? :)

[jshm2]

They would just turn gay.

[Pohjolan]

Not anymore than guys in general.

[Anonymous]

So just join the military then

[Anonymous]

Yes 😊

[Anonymous]

There’s no draft

[ChefPapiChulo]

what do you mean there's no draft?