Now that Mexico's lost at least 80% of its population, shouldn't we just take it over?

[FunkyMonkee]

YOU wanted to come here! Now, you ARE here without leaving your home!

[Anonymous]

Just like fighting off an amorous antelope with love log, Mexico may seem weakened with their population loss. But, funky, don't underestimate their fighting spirit like a hungry wolf chasing his prey. Like the mighty blossom of karate, their roots run deep, strong and proud. A true victory is won through patience, understanding, and compassion, much like gentle foreplay. Let us extend our love darts and desire spears, and offer to lift them up from under the crushing burden, rather than take advantage of them in a time of vulnerability. For remember, a day may come when we too need support, just as one may prefer a gentle kiss on the lips instead of being ravished like a cheap slut without consent. Therefore, let's show kindness and respect for our neighbor, Mexico, even in times of weakness like porn stars showing empathy towards inexperienced first-timers during rough penetration. ﾠ

[FunkyMonkee]

I never said the had to be violence. Obviously, the bulk of their citizenry WANTS to be American! So, just say, "Hey, you wanna just become our 51st state? Might as well! Most of your people are here already!"
Besides, Trump was talking about BUYING Greenland! Why not just buy Mexico, instead?
And, in next to now time, the yarn of their lives will be unraveled by the kittens of destiny and they'll become American citizens which, they nearly all want, anyway.

[madhatters4]

i don't necessarily understand the logic. you don't seem to want "them" in the country but then you want to take over the country so that you will have more of "them" in your country.

is that really the result you want?

[FunkyMonkee]

Once they're a part of the country, they have to pay taxes, a plus for the country. And, if we take over Mexico, they can all go back where they came from and still be Americans. If they're no longer illegals, they no longer need our tax money to support them, the way we're doing now (free phones, clothes, food, health care, transport and a million for each family (which even WE don't get!!), etc..) and, if all the Mexicans go back home, that weeds out all the other illegals and makes tracking them down that much easier AND we have a LOT fewer people to hunt for!

[madhatters4]

you know illegal immigrants pay taxes if they work? if they don't pay taxes it's because their employer doesn't report the earnings.

[sage2021]

Sure they wanted to come here - why not? They get everything free and our stupid government pampers them like they just came out of the woumb and cannot do anything at all!
The whole thing is unbelievable and makes me sick to my stomach!

[FunkyMonkee]

Me, too!! OUR tax money is being given away by the BILLIONS every few months and NOBODY'S doing shit about it!!

[PrincessBunBuns]

Your dumbass is acting like you’re financially supporting immigrants. Finish a war before starting another, Mexico isn’t doing so well with crime right now.

[FunkyMonkee]

It's MY tax money, dipshit! Yours, too!!

[PrincessBunBuns]

How is my tax money going to immigrants 💀

[FunkyMonkee]

And I'M the dumbass?

[PrincessBunBuns]

So answer dipshit.

[FunkyMonkee]

Cunthead, if you don't already know by now, nothing I can say would make a difference!! You're just WAAAAAYYY the fuck too stupid to even bother wasting my time with!

[ItsALongWayToTheTop]

I think it's a great idea, but not from the standpoint of our border being invaded. Mexicans don't really come here as much as they used to. Now it's about 120 other countries invading our wide open border. And that would include the various terrorist groups.

So Mexico becomes part of America, and we make it illegal to import products from China. Everything we need would be made in Mexico (which is now America)

[FunkyMonkee]

That's another good aspect of it! Build up the Mexican's economy by letting THEM make all the stuff China used to make for us and, because it's now part of America, we don't have to pay shitloads in shipping it across the ocean OR across the border!! The Mexicans get richer because we're buying stuff from them, instead and our prices get lower because shipping costs and taxes (border taxes?) go way down!

[ItsALongWayToTheTop]

I think it would be a win-win for all of us.

[FunkyMonkee]

So do I! Let's buy Mexico instead of Greenland! Half this country's already set up for it! "Press 1 to continue in English. Press 2 to continue in Spanish!" I don't see anything becoming French to cater to the Canadians! Do they even teach Greenlandic in any schools? If in my voice acting, someone asked me to do a Greenlandish accent, I wouldn't know where to begin!

[ItsALongWayToTheTop]

Yeah, I wouldn't know where to begin with that either. lol

[NamerOfStars]

We tried that already. Where do you think California came from? They're not leaving their home, they're taking it back.

[RavVid]

As not-a-US-citizen this sounds like a good strategy. Better than fence by far.

[ItsALongWayToTheTop]

We would still need a wall on our new Southern border.

[RavVid]

@ItsALongWayToTheTop :) Sometimes I am not entirely serious :)

[exitseven]

Thee is a reason that they all came here and it is not for the sunny weather.

[Sparkie460]

Sure, just add another 20% of illegals to our country

[FunkyMonkee]

They won't be illegal, anymore, if we own the country.

[Sparkie460]

And we'd still have to support them

[FunkyMonkee]

Aren't we doing that now?

[Miristheiss]

LOL, you'd think right?

[gorydetails]

I like Mexico being dangerous and cheap.

[SlayingBoooty69]

wow thats almost a ton