How would you control the Internet if your name was Government?

I'd only keep sites like this and a YouTube site. Apps as such would exist. Some games would be available. Porn would be limited to Only Fans. But Only Fans would have to be changed where in order to sub and pay for anything. You must first have your spouse sign off on it. If not married then you get one free random video a week from the hub archive. But there's completely free dating sites that don't make you pay just to text or call someone. This forces people to naturally have their urges met with people of similar needs and actually be fulfilling.

How would you control the Internet if your name was Government?
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