Why is it not the other way around?

Why is it that females don't have short hair and wear skirts? Also, why is it that males have short hair and wear pants?

Shouldn't it be the other way around?

Long hair is masculine because it suggests maturity, flamboyant confidence, and leadership, while short hair is feminine because it suggests humbleness and being young.

Also, skirts, especially long skirts, are masculine because they suggest majestic flamboyant confidence. As for long skirts, they suggest flamboyant regal maturity. Pants, on the other hand, are feminine because pants are humble and simple.

Also, males should be slender and lean, while being fat is feminine. This is because being lean and slender suggests physical exercise discipline, which is masculine, while being fat is kind of cute in a childlike way.

Males complain a lot of things about females these days, such as that we are fat. It's annoying. Males are supposed to be stoic and not complain. They should be soldierly. Males who love pleasure too much are feminine.

Also in most of pre-modern history of the whole world, most males especially the warriors wear long skirts, are slender, and have long hair while most females are fat, have short hair, and wear pants.

Keep in mind that Spartan males have long hair while Spartan females have short hair. Also, Spartans wear skirts.

I don't care if sexist misogynistic pig red pill incels hate me for this. I am a strong independent woman so I don't care what you pigs say to me.
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Also, Scottish kilts, which are male outfits, are technically skirts so males wearing all types of skirts is okay and even masculine.
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When I say that males should have long hair, I mean that their hair lengths should reach down to the lower half of their torsos.
Why is it not the other way around?
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