Did you know that if someone barges in on you in the toilet screaming at you, it’s illegal to defend yourself using your own feces?

[Charliefretz329]

True story, jail time involved… ugh😒

I knew that was illegal and should be illegal.

What the hell is wrong with you!

This should be a completely legal form of self defense.

[strateguy632]

I didn't know n wouldn't think of it. But limiting the defense of a victim shows the evil of society.

If i can scratch his eyes n kick his nuts logic theory can rub toilet paper on his shirt. But any limit of self defense helps the attacker.

Society is awfully backwards.

[exitseven]

when I was in high school I got in a fight with another kid. It was really more like a wrestling match. We were rolling around on the grass and we rolled next to a nice, fresh pile of dog doo doo. I rubbed his face in it. I guess it would be considered a crime of opportunity.

[exitseven]

Thanks for the MHO😎

[WhitneySnow]

That sounds like it depends on the state. That sounds like a truly unique situation that probably has not come up in every state.

[Charliefretz329]

It’s considered battery…

[WhitneySnow]

Well yeah. I guess you don’t need to defend yourself with that. Your bare hands should be sufficient. Still, I would bet that this has not come up in every state.

[Charliefretz329]

Hitting isn’t legal either

[WhitneySnow]

Sure it is. In self defense.

[WhitneySnow]

Unless they said because they didn’t hit you first it wasn’t self defense

[Charliefretz329]

It’s all up to the cops to decide. Judge plays along.

[Charliefretz329]

Guys against girls is rarely judged impartially

[WhitneySnow]

Why did a girl barge into your toilet stall and scream at you?

[Charliefretz329]

Why indeed!

It was my wife and I’ve had years of abuse from her.

[dustybiker2]

I think it was fitting, my friend. And I bet the law enforcement personal thought so too.

[Charliefretz329]

They chuckled as they handcuffed me

[dustybiker2]

Did they? Ha! 😂

[Charliefretz329]

Yes true story lol

[dustybiker2]

Two thumbs for you 👍👍

[Charliefretz329]

The judge unfortunately was like the only one who didn’t alight

[Charliefretz329]

Laugh

[dustybiker2]

Oh they did in chambers. You'll be remembered.

[Charliefretz329]

Probably not… she looked like a man hater

[dustybiker2]

She hadn't been put through what you have. So she can suck Derps dick. @sirderpsalot123 Right?

[dustybiker2]

(Derp has given me permission to say this... long story)

[sirderpsalot123]

@dustybiker2 😂👍

[Abbycado]

If the smell didn’t kill them first, I’d risk it.

[Charliefretz329]

Right! I actually waited about 15 minutes before I lost it on them.

[Abbycado]

Contrary to popular belief, girls don’t poop rainbows. 🌈

[Charliefretz329]

Oh I’m aware lol

[Abbycado]

It is, however, what we will have you believe XD

[Charliefretz329]

Y’all sneaky shits! 😆

[Abbycado]

That sentence makes so much sense. XD

[Charliefretz329]

Lmao 😆

[Klandestina]

Whoever barges gonna faint from the smell, you can't sue me now.

[jshm2]

You cannot defend yourself illegally.

Throwing a biohazard at someone, can cause all sorts of diseases. Not to mention also harm those who come to investigate.

[Dongie]

The hells wrong. This has separated us from the apes for at least a few decades.

[Charliefretz329]

But it still conveys more meaning than simple words

[purplepoppy]

Can you use someone elses?

[Charliefretz329]

Probably not 😂

[legalboxers]

[StudyingAuthor]

Never knew that was illegal. Been barged in on too many times. I just move on with my life.

[AviatorTom]

Can you pee on them? You know, like a fire hose.

[NathanDavis]

they had to write a law about it... lmao

[Charliefretz329]

There’s a specific law? 😳

[NathanDavis]

well, there better be one... if they want to jail you over that, no?

[Charliefretz329]

Fell under simple battery. Spent a day in the slam before I could get bailed out.

[NathanDavis]

lmfao... there goes my breakfast

[Charliefretz329]

Sorry 😆

[NathanDavis]

lmao...

[Ladsin2]

This is why we need Constitutional carry!

[andreasderjuengere]

Now problem. I can use someone else's feces, then.

[sirderpsalot123]

True story? You legend

[Charliefretz329]

True story, spent a day in jail

[sirderpsalot123]

Well I'm not mad at you for it buddy

[Charliefretz329]

At least it’s a good story lmao 😆 very expensive ordeal though.

[Charliefretz329]

Thanks friend

[Charliefretz329]

Legend lmao

[dustybiker2]

Only Charley, eh? 😎

[Charliefretz329]

My psychologist says I should write a book. 📕 lol

[Miah04]

*sighs*

[Charliefretz329]

That’s not an answer 😆

[Miah04]

It's too early for a question like this

[Charliefretz329]

lol never

[Miah04]

Is too

[Tamera952]

What in the actual fuck are you talking about?

[Apple1996]

Haha I did know that 😆

[RedInnocent69]

How did I get here? 😳

[luvstoned4him]

:o :o :o

[Malwi93]

Why?