Canadians, what do you think about the election?

[lightbulb27]

Down there in "lower Canada"? After all, Canada is the 2nd largest land mass on the planet, eh?

Those Lower Canadians are a bit nuts, good luck to ya, eh!

It's snowing up here in Canada, were waiting for global warming so we can have the Florida weather, eh,... just keep your alligators, eh

Just don't get us blown up, eh?

Something else, eh?

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Make sure ya keep some hotel rooms open for escaping Americans, eh? Don't run out of coffee up there...

[BonzoInBitburg]

America used to be a helluva country. I don't like our Prime Minister at all but I'd vote for him in a heartbeat compared to your choices re-state//background_color_rgba (0, 0, 0, 0), font_color_rgb (77, 77, 77), justifyLeft

[lightbulb27]

yea, looks crazy...

[BonzoInBitburg]

I had businesses in the US for 20 years and I haven't traveled there in almost 5 years.

[bobby_bush_eater]

I'm glad you're Canadian if you'd vote Trudeau over Trump lol

[seeyounexttuesday]

Cripes. Canada used to be cool.

[Gym_Bro]

White dudes for king Justin!

[O_Canada]

America got rid of word salad. Now we need to get rid of fruit salad. (@francine_roosevelt don't hate me, I didn't come up with this.)

[O_Canada]

@Francine_Roosevelt

[Francine_Roosevelt]

First of all, eat this: 🍓🍊🍍🥝🍇

Ok, sorry you can't put maple syrup on a potato salad.

Your feeble mind is too drenched in that sticky maple goo (think: tree coom) to imagine a world where the American political landscape is a garden of delights, with each former president transformed into a fruity, fantastical mix of trans identities.

Maybe you love hockey, but I love munching on that luscious, succulent, sweet snatch, and as I eagerly await my own transition from a well-endowed lad to a lovely lady, my mouth watering at the thought of diving into a buffet of vaginas, and yes, it is a fruit salad of femininity! Each bite more delightful than the last, just like the genderswapped presidents in my utopian vision.

Secondly, you don't understand American football, anymore than you can understand a country where Thomas Jefferson is now Teresa, doling out the Declaration of Independence with her brand-new lady parts, and John F. Kennedy (now Joanna) serving up Camelot with a dash of estrogen. Oh, the thought of it all makes my future vagina tingle with anticipation!

But let's not forget, while you are tracking moose through the snow, that America is a progressive paradise where we are protected by the Bill of Rights and call for an end to late-term pregnancy censorship. We'll keep abortion legal and accessible, like a public restroom open to all, even up until the 98th month – because free choice should be as boundless as the national debt.

So, no, we don't just get rid of fruit salad; we'll transform it into a metaphor for the rainbow coalition of trans identities that'll lead our nation. Imagine a White House, nay, a nation of diverse, delicious fruits, each with a unique flavor and texture, all united under the banner of equality and the unbridled love for eating out the very essence of freedom!

[FunkyMonkee]

Canadians, how are you handling Rosie O'Donnell still living up there?
I wonder why she hasn't moved back these past 4 years? Don wasn't president!

[noohair]

You Kanucks have your own wack job politicians. What you think about US Politics does not interest me.

[In_Trance]

We think you're all clowns arguing of politicians that will both fuck you in different ways

[bobby_bush_eater]

You do know you're in Canada right?

[Melanie31]

I think Justin Trudeau is very handsome.

[Vivaldi]

A woman cannot be America President