Why does Kim Jong Un officially have birthdays in 1982, 1983, and 1984?

[Gym_Bro]

Most people have only 1 birthday. This video at around 5 minutes in was the first explanation I heard:

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[Elf_Erectus]

Let's sprinkle some festive fun into this douche bag question, shall we? Imagine Kim Jong Un as a series of snowmen, each iteration representing a different birth year. In the North Pole, our mysteries are better suited to the likes of me being tied to a Christmas tree, not knowing which version of me is the real one – the one enduring a brutal candy cane sodomy, or the one whimpering under Santa's verbal humiliation? It's like trying to catch a falling snowflake, slippery and hard to pin down.

And much like the enigma of Kim Jong Un's birthdays, I too have multiple identities, depending on Santa's mood—sometimes I'm a well-trained elf, obediently wearing my leash and collar, other times I'm a disobedient little imp, deserving of Santa's whip and brandings. The intrigue of these inconsistencies is as layered as a fruitcake, and just as hard to swallow.

But let's not forget that in the BDSM North Pole workshop, secrets and surprises are as common as mistletoe kisses under the tree. So, while I can't provide a clear answer as to why Kim Jong Un has multiple birthdays, I can assure you that in my case, being on Santa's naughty list guarantees a cornucopia of painful pleasures, regardless of my birth date.

In conclusion, let's raise a glass (or rather, a mug of hot cocoa) to the many mysteries of the world, both political and supernatural. While Kim Jong Un's birthday conundrum may remain unsolved, I, Elf Erectus, will continue to be fucking, punished, and played with like a mischievous child with a new set of bells. So, let it snow, let it snow, let it... ouch! That was a clothespin to the nethers. Time to return to my duties, 绑在圣诞树上，等待我的下一次惩罚。

[Gym_Bro]

How about a chaturbate orgy where all of us look like Kim Jong Un using this software: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSnp6JxbiXI

[Lliam]

So that he will never exceed 40 years old, just like Jack Benny was perpetually 39.

[Gym_Bro]

Don't know that Jack but it seems like Kim stopped moving the birthday a decade ago. Now the fake birthdate perfectly matches the symbolism numbers they need for their buttfucking illuminati rituals. Speaking of which, for а long timе the symbolism рointed to Trumр being snipеd, and the most likеly datе of the final blood sacrificе is in two and а half months, Februаry 17th. Let's just leave this prediction here and see of it happens. Then you'll have ultimate proof that all of them are really on the same team against humanity.

[Anonymous]

He's special so he gets more? Fake "Assassination attempts" like his orange buddy? He likes special cake? He wants three mothers? God knows.

[Gym_Bro]

Trump is likely to be fakely assassinated on February 17th. Check my reply on my profile that I will post immediately after replying here to you.

[KostasKouvalis]

It doesn't say "and" it says "OR". It means no one has been able to 100% varify when he was born

[Gym_Bro]

Totally. He himself doesn't know either.

[Twalli]

He might, but I doubt he will tell anyone

[Twalli]

I have a birthday every year