Guys, I think America should acquire Greenland, but not Canada. Canada would be like another California. What about you?

[ReesesThins2]

Maybe we could trade California for Greenland?

[Anonymous]

I support peacefully annexing both Canada and Greenland.

Using force with Greenland is alright for the same reasons we have taken the island several times before in prior military conflicts.

The islands tiny population can't even support its own goverment much-less the military necessary to keep such a strategically valuable piece of land from falling into the hands of unfriendly powers.

Their willingness to allow the Chinese to setup instillation on their island implicitly threatening North America demonstrates their desperation for money has them not even interested in trying.

[NaultD]

Both are stupid. What's Greenland compared to Alaska. Anchorage Alaska is already largest cargo hub flying shit over the north pole. Multiple military bases tagging Russia fighters and China boats weekly.

Goofest explanation don wants to bend the knee to putin giving Alaska back but but but we got Greenland to replace it.

[ReesesThins2]

If Biden suggested it, you would love it,

[NaultD]

I live in alaska and I definitely don't want to be sold to Russia.

The victim complex of don supporters are off the charts aren't they?

[ReesesThins2]

Cry me a river. You hate Trump and you love Biden. Just own it.

[NaultD]

I am a Burnie or buster with common sense.

[monorprise]

We are not taking Greenland for a shipping hub or even its rare earth natural resources. We are taking the island because we need to deny it to our enemies.

@naultd The Greenlandic goverment has already entertained and accepted offers from the Chinese goverment to setup instillation on the island. Installations that like all of China's operations could easily be used for military proposes to threaten North America and the North Atlantic.

[Dongie]

Sure. Makes no difference to me about Canada except I hear it's still a lot of beautiful wilderness and it is in the way of Alaska. We need California for the ports to the Pacific but Greenland would be a nice piece of acreage.

[ReesesThins2]

Canada is gorgeous. But do we have to take the Canadians? I think you were friends with my sister who got mauled to death by grizzlies in Banff.


I've been to Canada many times, but never again. Canada is awesome, but the customs/immigration people at the border are retarded. They accused me of smuggling rotten, moldy carpet.


I had a little truck like this. I did have rotten, moldy carpet in the back. But how hard would it be to find a buyer in another country to buy it? And how much would it sell for? Would it even pay for the gas?

I told the guy at the border that I had no problem being called a smuggler, in fact, I kind of like the label. "But don't ever call me a stupid smuggler. If I was going to smuggle something, it would be something of actual value."

His face turned red, and he let me go. :)

[monorprise]

@ReesesThins2

Its unlikely that Canadian would remain leftist in the America political system. Not only are you talking about 5 or more parties splinting their vote you got institutions which hold Canada in vote hostage to leftest causes.

All of which would be ill-relevent State institutions or cease to exist.

[Dongie]

Very fun story. I love adventure and smuggling something valuable would be very adventurous.

[Dongie]

😂 oh shit! @ReesesThins2, you should have her. I have a heating pad thrown on my bed since we've had temps in the low 20s, and I went to move it, and Cece quick threw herself down on it. Between that and the sweater my aunt got for her, she is strolling in high cotton.

[exitseven]

We need California for its access to the Pacific Ocean. Maybe we could just give the liberals that live their safe passage to Canada

[ReesesThins2]

I heard a hilarious comedian talking about how hard it is to throw a cat out of an airplane. I love animals, but funny is funny. It's impossible, because they will hang on to something. I went to the Portland zoo. The sign by the big cats said that they sleep 20 hours per day. I believe it. But plane rides are different. :)

I think it's a lot like Velcro. I bought a jacket, and it has a zipper and Velcro. It's nearly impossible to zip it, because the Velcro won't let me. Velcro is like some strange thing from the planet Krypton. I put my arms in the sleeves, and the Velcro just takes over. It's magnetic or something.

Sending the liberal turds to Canada, would be like trying to throw a cat out of an airplane or trying to zip up a jacket with Velcro. Not happening.

[exitseven]

Yeah, it's wishful thinking

[ReesesThins2]

The funny part is they pose it as a threat! lol
How would you or your headless cat move forward without Whoopie?

[exitseven]

I cannot even watch star Trek TNG because Whoopie is in it.

[ReesesThins2]

It's an awesome series, but Whoopie sold her soul to the devil

[seeyounexttuesday]

I agree. Let's give the entire west coast to Canada. Take Greenland

[ReesesThins2]

And maybe throw in New York.

[blackgaletiger]

California is by far one of if not the most important state in regards to capital. No way the united state will trade their best player for greenland

[ReesesThins2]

And there's no way that sarcasm will ever be detected on this site.

[oldpigg]

No, Canada is richer than Greenland, and Greenland is owned by the Kingdom of Denmark. Although now that I remember, Canada is owned by the Commonwealth of Nations.

[ReesesThins2]

Denmark does not own them.

[eagle1951]

we should worry more about our own country, and less about trying to take over others, like other country is

[ReesesThins2]

This is a military strategy. Do you not know that?

[monorprise]

@eagle1951 This is worrying about our country, Greenland is one of the most strategically valuable islands on Earth, he who controls that island controls the north Atlantic and can threaten north America.
That is why we have ceased the island several times during global wars and tried to buy it 3 times so far.

This isn't about their rare earth mines, this is about the fact that the Greenlandic goverment is soo desperate for money they were trying to let the CCP setup instillation there.

[eagle1951]

@monorprise bull

[Twalli]

Why would Denmark want California?