When the US buys Greenland should it be renamed RedWhiteANDBlueland?

[exitseven]

[MisterWack]

The issue is, that is what the United States of America calls it. Google changed GOM to ‘Gulf of America’ for US Residents Only so, the rest of the world doesn’t have that so the majority will always view it as Gulf of Mexico & see this as a stupid decision the Americans made which they’ll be reminded of every February 9th (‘Gulf of America Day’).

’RedWhiteAndBlueLand’ sounds like a toddler trying to describe America. In fact, I think I toddler would just call ‘Greenland’ “Whiteland”. Greenland wouldn’t be a US State, it would be a US Territory which makes this infinitely more confusing since Puerto Rico, Guam, American Samoa, the Northern Mariana Islands, and US Virgin Islands so…. Why don’t they have ridiculous ‘patriotic’ names? Exactly. This is just a dumb idea.

[MisterWack]

*I would recommend if we gain ‘Panama’ back, we change their national anthem to Van Halen’s Panama though their flag should be a ‘MAGA’ logo grilled onto a burger then hand stitched into the flag…. So yeahhhh

[mattthefatbat]

Nah it'll be called Americanland according to trump's logic.
When it happends it'll be made to be yet another national nothing day just like renaming the gulf of Mexico to gulf of America. Yet again proving trump will do anything but genuinely help Americans be better off than they were before him

[sage2021]

I thought that Biden had a spending problem but Trump is right up there too.
He wants to build a huge dome for America like Israel has.
He wants to completely overhaul Gaza, buy Canada maybe?
What else can we expect from a billionaire and his bromance with Elon Musk the richest man in the world 🌎.

[Notherndude84]

I’ll kill any American dickhead who tries to fuck with Canada

[purplepoppy]

Actually we do call it the blue island on our maps because green and blue were considered the same thing in the olden days. But think of the poor Greenland shark, nature programs will never be the same again. "And here we see a red white and blueland stalking an unsuspecting seal..."

[WhiteSteve]

Just when I think America can’t get any dumber….

[loveslongnails]

Never underestimate a magat when it comes to outdoing oneself in this category.

[beefcakebradybatson]

WhiteSteve, remember the late, great George Carlin's oh-so-true observation of his compatriots,"Think of how dumb the average American is, and remember HALF are dumber!!!"

[WhiteSteve]

@beefcakebradybatson I think about that almost daily🤣

[loveslongnails]

“When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful & difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.”
― Philippe Geluck

[WhiteSteve]

@loveslongnails excellent👏😂

[beefcakebradybatson]

Unfortunately, WhiteSteve, you've no choice.

[OlderAndWiser]

No. That sounds stupid. Why not call it Trumpsylvania?

[trixie479]

We aren't buying Greenland. Trump has dementia. This is how my grandma who has it talks. Who does musk think he is?

[exitseven]

Trump said a lot of outlandish things his forst term. Everyone laughed until he made them all come true.

[DryGermanGuy]

So, how did Mexico paid for that wall? Cash, check or money order?

[exitseven]

@DryGermanGuy he still got it built didn't he. All but the last 20 miles

[DryGermanGuy]

Wrong again. Only 40-50 miles of actual new wall was built. Because how could otherwise millions and millions of illegals have entered the country?

[exitseven]

@DryGermanGuy over 450 miles of wall was built despite democrats fighting him the whole time. Thr lst 20 miles was bought and paid for but Biden left it on the ground to rust.

[DryGermanGuy]

Wrong again. 450 of the 500 miles built were parts that replaced old, rusted structures. Most of the border is still open:
en.wikipedia.org/.../Mexico%E2%80%93United_States_border_wall

[exitseven]

@DryGermanGuy They replaced old structures that were no longer effective. He had it replaced with the 30 foot steel panels that the Border Patrol wanted. The last 20 miles were delivered and paid for but Trump ran out of time. He will finish it soon.

[DryGermanGuy]

Yes, of course they replaced these parts, but obviously that doesn't give a longer border wall. And you should generally try to inform yourself before spouting fantasies and misinformation. If you look at the Wiki graphic you will see that ~90% of the border has no protection against pedestrians and ~60% of the border has no protection at all. How many billions of taxpayer dollars will a complete wall be worth to congress?

[exitseven]

@DryGermanGuy He completed 450 miles of wall. Some sections were replace ment sof compromised wall. There was only 20 miles to go before Trump's term ended. Some sections hve natural barriers like bodies of water that cannot be built on but the barrier is almost complete. It will be complete in a few months and between the wall and the end of Catch and release and the return of Wait in Mexico and 10.000 mexican troops patrolling the Mexican side of the border will greatly reduce illegal immigration and drug smuggling.

[DryGermanGuy]

There you have it, citizens - the invention of MAGA mathematics: You take a 2000 miles border, subtract 450 miles of mostly replacement walls and the result is 20 miles remaining. It's so astonishingly simple, it could come straight out of Trump university.

[AviatorTom]

No, Whiteland would be more accurate because it is mostly covered by snow and glaciers. But of course that would be considered racist.

It is interesting that Greenland's flag is red and white, so if it was renamed, it would only require adding just add a touch of blue.

[lightbulb27]

I think if just work military deal and business deal such will be fine. I believe will need that land for missile shield at minimum and to ensure no ‘east’ encroachment for a while.


The name is a joke anyway… its ice and cold rock…. Explorer found it intended to screwnovernothers

[lightbulb27]

Put it to a vote of greeamd to be bought b 🇺🇸. Lol… but its a kingdom right?

[supercutebutt]

This is actually funny. I am surprised you posted something that made me chuckle. Do you think it's possible you are somehow gaining brain cells? Who knows, maybe by next month you will begin to recognize that Trump is a vile buffoon.

[Abbycado]

“When” the US buys Greenland? Just when I thought people couldn’t be more delusional.

[Notherndude84]

Americans are delusional

[Sevenpointfive]

frack

weshudve

seenitcoming.

jews aren't satisfied. they need more war with helpless countries. instead of having a righteous path we are becoming the bully that "the ally" wants.

[Notherndude84]

American people should start respecting Canada, Greenland and Panama sovereignty.


Tell your colonizer president that the above nations are NOT for sale.

[msc545]

Greenland is not for sale. If it makes you feel better, you can call it whatever you want, but I don't think we're going to read. Be renaming it anytime soon if ever.

[dustybiker2]

Some dip congressman in Georgia honestly wants to do this. Jimmie Kimmel mentioned it. I hope they smack the guy up the side of the head.

[Max3205]

Yes! Just splash on some blue! Voila!

[BCRanger10]

Maybe as an April Fool's joke. Pretty good troll though.

[Pohjolan]

Buying it isn't realistic. A straight up invasion is the only way US could acquire that territory as the locals don't want to become another Puerto Rico.

[In_Trance]

Yes it should and everyone currently living south of the Mason-Dixon line should be relocated there. Non-negotiable

[Spencer10]

I thought that name would be reserved for Gaza...

[seeyounexttuesday]

Boy this was instantly triggering to the midwits, lol.

[beefcakebradybatson]

It should be called "Trump's Latest (but not last) Grift!!!"

[RavVid]

Maybe WhiteRedandblue because it is mostly white.

[shortster]

Nope. It was called Greenland to encourage emmigration.

[blackeagle007]

Still on this? That’s never going to happen!!

[DryGermanGuy]

Man, grow the fuck up. 🙄

[douride2]

Sure ok what ever he says. LOL

[DrPepper12]

Go drunk. Your home.

[Uglygaypoorcoward94]

State of New Greenland

[Dongie]

Nah, maybe Big Denmark.

[RingOfFire]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Ariesman81]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Regular_Normal_Guy]

😂 sure

[SpaceGalaxy]

Keep it Green