What is this F tree used for?

[purplepoppy]

Here is some photos of the F... tree on Hampstead Heath in London. It's been the scene of a demonstration recently. But can you guess what the "F" word is?

Friend tree. You sit on it to make friends. The council wants to charge for the privilege.

Fuck tree. You bend over it for obvious reasons. Some people aren't happy with that, some are.

Fruit tree. An ancient apple tree the council wants to cut down to stop kids climbing it in case they fall.

Free tree. It's a free speech tree, you can stand on it and shout about stuff you don't like. Mostly used by the far right to attack minorities.

Fido tree. It's the only tree in the UK at an angle that dogs can climb. They love it but the council says no after a chihuahua fell off.

Friend tree

Fuck tree

Fruit tree

Free tree

Fido tree

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Those of you with a dirty mind are right

[RavVid]

It has to be called the F tree for a reason. If it fruit, friend, free or fido then body would see a reason to remove the following letters.

There is also a very clear implication in 'take me to'.

I imagine their has been a long hallowed tradition with this tree as we expect from Britain.

[Tarifa]

Knowing human nature, I think it will incite some people to use the lower part of the trunk to lay down and perform sexual acts. So I guess the second option is the correct one.

[SherlockHolmo]

What hat a devious mind you have, with your insightful knowledge of human proclivities, you reveal yourself as none other than the notorious 'Limbolust Engineer.' You don't merely observe the darker side of human nature; but stoke its flames, cunningly designing public furniture to entice the most heinous acts! The victims, alas, are not simply victims of desire, but pawns in a twisted game of 'Riverbank Butt Desecration.' @analunraveler seize his reflectometers at once!

[AyChingao]

AH that time honored practice of bending a prospective mate over a REALLY rough barked piece of wood and making them your own... maybe soon you'll even be carving initials there

[goaded]

I have to say I'm on the side of the dog walkers on this one. There are perfectly good little cottages in the park for privacy. Assuming the F is literal.

[goaded]

Kissing and such is fine.

[Danzigdawson]

I cheated and looked it up, but I'll keep the mystery going.

[NicholasRedone]

I voted A for Friend Tree.

It's not an appropriate tree for B 💘 🌴 🌲 for obvious law reasons, duh people 😂 😆

[NicholasRedone]

Not that I didn't like B, and it's wording lol 😆

[NicholasRedone]

Thanks for the vivid words :) 😁 have a good day folks also

[NicholasRedone]

I took great interest seeing the demographic of the results of the poll so far

[NicholasRedone]

@purplepoppy I didn't look at the censored signs :( hard enough

[FunkyMonkee]

"Mostly used by the far right to attack minorities."
Sorry, cupcake but, it's the far left that make fun of minorities!!

[Joshydavid25]

Knowing you and your sense of humor, it's probably most likely "f! ck tree"..

[Smegskull]

The other sign says release the pufs.
So I am guessing it is a gay thing which would make it the fruit tree.

[JohnnyBGood2U]

When ever I see or hear a person talking about something and referring to it as F for short I always think of FUCK or FUCKING.

[NathanDavis]

my kind of parkour...

[NicholasRedone]

@NathanDavis it'll sure leave a footprint in the skin lol 😆😉

[MicahRaine]

Tis the tree of firing fking fireworks frequently

[exitseven]

Could it be a fig tree?

[Jerre]

I enjoy fucking

[Paige90]

Fuck tree

[Anonymous]

A or D is my guess.

[Jennz6]

Free?

[noohair]

Fu@k?