If you had to talk to the President of the United States in 24 hours to save your life how would you go about doing it?

[coachTanthony]

[OlderAndWiser]

I would try to work through one of my two senators.

[coachTanthony]

I mean you only have 24 hours though

[Anonymous]

With how narcissistic and sadistic the current administration is there's only option if you're in this position. Kiss and glaze more ass than a fucking Porn star. Lay it on think on his ego about how great he is. Worship the ground he walks on and kiss the soles of his feet after he stepped on gum.

That said I'd pick death because I already hate my life so when I tap out, I at least want to have my dignity left. I'd hang before I did that.

[sage2021]

I'd call 🤙🏼 him first and then go see him. He's always talking calls from everyone. Hehe...

[mfused411]

I would go on Truth social and tell him I have a bunch of good ideas for him.

[NathanDavis]

I would start a fake Elon Musk related account on Twitter... verify it, get stupid, go viral... and then lure them to Trump's social network... and make him notice it

he'll engage, I am sure, lol

[MittParekh15]

Well I would be confident and just speak on the topic which I have to go by... As I would have very less time to speak with him

Just do your work and let the uncontrollable decision taken by him...

[lightbulb27]

I'd kidnap his wife and hold her hostage in gaza in a dungeon and tell him we're having a negotation. that's the only way to have a conversation, and it's what he does to everyone else.

[andreasderjuengere]

I'll just tell him that I'm an illegal immigrant.

And off I go (for free) - heading to a safer place.

[Wiredone]

I'd bring my kids crayons and big sheets of paper so he will understand. Then when im done talking to him, I'll tell him he's fired

[BCRanger10]

Like O-Dubs said. I'd go through one of my senators.

[goaded]

I think I'd ask a journalist for his number and call it.

[Anpu23]

Tap my business network. I'm sure Im a few steps of contact away from direct contact.

[Jackblue]

To save my life, I guess I would threaten to immolate myself in front of the White House.

[FunkyMonkee]

Truth Social, E-mail, Twitter, a phone call, a trip to the capitol.

[beefcakebradybatson]

Tell him I'm a rich, cisgender straight white man.

[coachTanthony]

Cisgender lol

[Anonymous]

Stroking his ego evidently works.

[Dongie]

I'd blast it on X!

[FenixG45]

I wouldn't. I'd leave for a better place

[Pavy1981]

I would rather die

[coachTanthony]

lol why

[Pavy1981]

Donald Trump has been screwing America from the first time he became president and his continuing to be screwing America up and making even more weaponised America has a real issue with guns and putting them into the wrong peoples hands

[coachTanthony]

wow you can't answer a fun question because your TDS is so bad... sad lol