Have you heard about the new democrat toilet paper?

[FunkyMonkee]

It's no good because, when you buy it, it's already full of shit!

[sage2021]

Now you know that someone is going to try to make a buck and actually make such toilet paper and sell it on Amazon.🙄

[jshm2]

That explains why you seem to be eating a lot of it, then.

You talk as much shit as you consume, it seems.

It must be the cost of living crisis making proper food too expensive for you...

[FunkyMonkee]

Not me! YOU fuckers are the ones doing all the lying!!
WHAT cost of living crisis? You mean the one your boy, Joey, created? Well, I got news for you, asshole, prices ARE coming down!! 2 weeks ago, gas was $3.89, this weeks, it's $3.45!! Hmmmm, I WONDER how that happened? I also recall it being $1.89 before Joe cheated the previous election and immediately fucked up the entire country and gas was at least $5.00 a gallon!! THEN, came up with piss poor excuse after piss poor excuse why he couldn't bring the prices back down!!
Now, WHAT were you saying about "talking shit"?

[blackeagle007]

Funky is another maga troll. I’d just ignore

[WonderingManII]

This question almost makes me feel bad for the democratic party.

[exitseven]

hahahahahaha That is too funny. I always thought it was the NY Times.

[beefcakebradybatson]

Not half as full of s**t as the REPIGLIKSCAM !!!

[BarryLiverstone]

That’s mean. Political parties don’t produce tp

[Paige90]

Good one!

[FunkyMonkee]

Thank you! Wrote it myself!

[seeyounexttuesday]

Lol.

[Anonymous]

Fitting.