What happened to the toilet paper roll?

[Daniela1982]

Don't you hate it when someone uses all the roll and doesn't replace it.

DAMMIT! WHO USED THE PAPER AND DIDN'T PUT A NEW ROLL ON?

OK, NOW WE KNOW WHY...

[MCheetah]

I forget that women use TP like three times more often than men do. It takes me like, two weeks to go through a roll. Women go through an entire roll in four days.

Yeah, I don't have that problem. Even when I had a female roommate back in the US. 'Better to prepare your ass beforehand, than let your ass down.'

This is my actual bathroom cabinet. Not a random internet picture.

And when are you going to change that sad-sack avatar, Daniela?

[Daniela1982]

When people become bored with it.

[MCheetah]

I'm bored with it. It makes you look like you're depressed. But it's Your Profile, Your Choice.

[Daniela1982]

You've used the same pic since Lassie was a puppy. You could use a change too.

[MCheetah]

I'm not a woman though, so I don't care about my pic.
But fine, deal.

[Daniela1982]

And what makes you think I care about my pic either? People have been looking at my mug for two years. I'll give their eyes a rest.

[MCheetah]

I changed mine. Your turn.

[MCheetah]

Really? Damn you.

[Massageman]

I save all of our "stub ends" of our TP to use to wipe the dog after she potties.
She's getting on in years and can't hold it the way she used to.

[Daniela1982]

Usually people put diapers on their dog in those cases.

[Massageman]

Not quite to that point, yet. Just have to make sure that she doesn't mess up the rugs, etc. We leave pee-pads out for her if we are away more than an hour or two. She IS learning what they are for, too! :- )

[Daniela1982]

Your first part of your sentence "I save all of our "stub ends" made me think you were a doctor who performed circumcisions.

[Massageman]

Far beyond my pay grade! :- )

[Daniela1982]

Ha Ha

[PrettyPriya]

I see you have placed this in "Girl's Behavior". If this was a mistake, and you meant to place it in "Guy's Behavior", please let me know and I will move it.

🤣🤣🤣

[Daniela1982]

Sometimes GaG gives you the suggestion of where to place it and then it get's moved. We just need some more choices of categories. They should have a "Both their behaviors" as they don't always refer just to one.

[PrettyPriya]

I know. It was my attempt at humour. I do tend to find guys do it more often though.

They could probably combine the two as often it isn't gender specific behaviour.

[FunkyMonkee]

Yes, butt, thankfully, I never have that problem anymore as I'm now the only one using the shit roll.

[OlderAndWiser]

I always keep a cache of three extra rolls in a contained sitting next to the toilet.

[Daniela1982]

The best thing to do is have a bidet or a box of Kleenix on top of the toilet, a roll of paper towels above it, and a cell phone to call for reinforcements if you run out.

[NathanDavis]

I grew up with brothers...

now, my own house has more bathrooms than bedrooms

[Daniela1982]

So if you have guests they sleep in the bathtub?

[NathanDavis]

that actually happened once...

[Daniela1982]

I hope not when it was in use.

[NathanDavis]

not the usual use, lol

[ChrisMaster69]

Or replace it and face it the wrong way 🤬 so it’s pulls out wrong

[Daniela1982]

Over or under?

[ChrisMaster69]

Over

[Daniela1982]

I do over so I'm pulling down and not up. the TP tears evenly that way.

[Likes2drive]

Yeah my kids are famous for that whenever I visited their dorm room and when they lived at home, it’s so annoying

[Daniela1982]

Well that is because they never learned to replace the roll when they lived at home. They left it to mom and dad. I hope you didn't wind up replacing it for them at the dorm when you visited.

[Likes2drive]

Well I had to ask where is the toilet paper before using the bathroom since they didn’t keep any in there, lol

[Anonymous]

Their ass is probably still dirty. They did not finish wiping so they would not use all the paper and have to put a new role in. The next shitter gets that chore. Lazy ass hole.

[Daniela1982]

I think this one's asshole was not lazy if it needed the whole roll. It must have been pretty active.

[CaptainSmartass]

Cornholio needed it for his bunghole.

Simples...

[Interstate]

Lol Larry the Cable Guy in Health Inspector.

[Daniela1982]

Never saw that movie.

[Interstate]

Oh you're missing out!!

[exitseven]

@daniela19822 That's not you, is it?

[Daniela1982]

Maybe in another 30 years.

[exitseven]

My son says I will be this guy in 20 years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NelBNtNm8l0

[Wise4myage]

My cat ha stolen mine before.. 😂

[Daniela1982]

Why that little!!!

[msc545]

Toilet paper is easy to forget

[eagle1951]

drives me crazy

[Daniela1982]

Well who are you? Patsy Cline?
https://youtu.be/MbnrdCS57d0