How do MAGA manage to stay hydrated?

[Danzigdawson]

It's summer. It's hot. What happens to people whose water intake is always at risk of being insufficient due to a larger-than-average daily loss of fluids?

MAGA people, for instance, already lose a large amount of water every day by crying for trump's everlasting martyrdom. When trump is not the victim of a political witch hunt, he may be unfairly treated by the media, other countries, political opponents or celebrities. Trump may also feel unappreciated by the American public. He may also whine about Obama, about how the courts won't let him be a dictator without interferring...

There's always a reason to suffer the heartbreaking sight of trump being treated unfairly. Just this week, trump was complaining that Canada was being "mean" and "nasty" for boycotting the US because of the stupid trade war that he's started. I guess that it would be pointless to remind him that he's the one who said that the US don't need Canada for anything. Why doesn't Canada just accept to become a slave to trump's will without making a fuss... I mean... I'm sorry... Now I'm crying too.

Trump being the victim of the nastiness of really mean people.

Even though MAGA and conservatives in general probably drink as much water as anyone, they are famously known to drink large quantities of liberal tears, which is usually made of 97% water, 1% communist rabies and 2% salts. As a comparison, seawater contains 3.5% of dissolved salts by weight.

Research suggests that it may be beneficial both for hydration and digestion to add a pinch of salt to drinking water, from time to time. Drinking too much salty water, however, will eventually lead to kidney failure and possibly death.

So, given the high risk of dehydration, how do MAGA manage to stay hydrated during the summer? Do they drink more water? Do they manage to get fluids from other sources?

"I can survive on BIRD SHIT and SEAWATER for months!"

[Tamera952]

I heard they were all drinking that new energy drink, …COPIUM? …Wonder if it’s any good? 🤣🤣🤣😂😂

[dustybiker2]

Babies are smaller and require less fluids

[OneViewpoint]

MAGA specializes in owning itself without ever realizing it. Expect that to continue!

[exitseven]

I am drinking plenty of water to make up for the tears of joy I am shedding while checking my retirement account.

[Danzigdawson]

How is trump directly responsible for the success your retirement plan? In any case, enjoy it while it lasts. It won't be another year before trump's stupid policies impacts you financially.

[exitseven]

His pro American, pro business policies are driving the markets to new highs. He is basically doing the opposite of what Biden did for 4 years. Tariffs to encourage more jobs , developing American energy, cutting waste from the budget and re - energizing the military are Making America Great Again.

[Danzigdawson]

Biden fixed the economy, trump is destroying it. Don't believe me? Ask any economist worth his/her salt.

[exitseven]

Why did the stock market reach record highs 6 months after Trump got into office. ? Why did inflation decrease 5 out of 6 of those months? Why did the jobs numbers beat expectations 5 out of 6 of those months? Why has investment in business equipment go up 22% since Trump got into office?

Biden touched off the worst inflation in 45 years, caused businesses to fail, and hired over a million government employees to blister his jobs number.

[Danzigdawson]

As i said, Biden fixed the economy, trump is destroying it. Don't believe me? Ask any economist worth his/her salt.

[exitseven]

Ask any American who works for a living if they enjoyed paying 5 bucks a gallon for gas or see the coat of building materials double overnight. I bought a pickup truck in 2019 . The sticker price was $42,000. I went on Ford's website and prices one out that was a close to my truck as possible. The new sticker price was $56,000. Imagine if you owned a fleet of trucks for your business and had to replace your trucks every 5 years. You would not be happy.
The economists tht you refer to are the same ones that told Biden that printing more money will stop inflation.

[Danzigdawson]

They're economists, not MAGA witch doctors. Economists couldn't care less about your personnal experience of trump's policies' "success".

[exitseven]

@Danzigdawson Harvard educated economists that have never run a business before or built anything of consequence.
Economist also said the tariffs will ruin the economy.

[Danzigdawson]

Unsurprisingly, the only thing you can process is that they were "wrong"... They were not. Trump's original stupid tariff plan, on which these economists based their predictions, was not fully enacted due to trump improvising and him being chickenshit. Economy is still doing fine because of Biden's administration. However, some signs of trouble are starting to show. Just give it a year or two.

[Danzigdawson]

@exitseven Economists "that have never run a business before or built anything of consequence".

So in order to have expert knowledge of something, you must have to be involved in a hands-on type of situation?

Alright; I have personally used computers almost everyday of my life since I was 13 years old. Hence, I obviously know more about computers than you do.

[exitseven]

@Danzigdawson I have an MS in computer science and over 20 years working in IT so I doubt it

[Danzigdawson]

@exitseven Exactly, dumbass. That's why I doubt that people whose qualifications consist of "having managed a business" or "having built something of consequence" know more about the economy than economists who have a master's or a doctoral degree in economics.

[exitseven]

And yet these geniuses predicated that if Biden spent another Trillion and a half inflation would go down and if Trump implemented tariffs we would have a depression.

[Danzigdawson]

And yet you genius don't seem to understand the very, very, very simple and obvious fact that trump is barely fit to work as a cashier in a gas station. Shit, I wouldn't even trust him to wash dishes in a third-rate dinner.

[Chazmatazz269]

Nobody cries about Drumpf more than the ignorant and insane lefties. Just look at all that crap you wrote. Dude is living rent free in your tiny brain. All the while you deny your TDS. Ell oh ell! Seek professional help.

[Danzigdawson]

How many of these accounts do you have, filthy?